What not to say to a cop?

Answer 1

Oh Gee, there were soo many little friendly comments that could turn a warning into a cavity search, lets see if I can remember the primo ones...
"I pay your salary" always met with, I want a raise!
"Do you know who I am, my daddy is, my mom is..blah blah" Nope and if you don't, then I need to test you for alcohol and drugs.
"Your just hassling me because I am, Mexican, black, Indian male....." nope, I'm hassling you because your felony stupid.
"Why don't you get a real job?" well where else could I meet such wonderful people?
"Whats a matter, you have a fight with your girlfriend G.I Jane?" Well, I consider the G.I. Jane comment a compliment, after all that beeyach was in shape! and as for my girlfriend, no, she knows when to keep her mouth shut, much like my husband.
And now we know why I left law enforcement...my desire to correct poor manners was starting to override my officer training.
Just remember, they are doing a job that is underpaid, under appreciated and full of stress., and they have a lot of latitude on how to deal with you, so discretion and civility are the better parts of valor.

Answer 2

Dont ever say anything. Let them ask you and give them short but respectful answers. Dont incriminate yourself. If your talking about a traffic cop then I can give you some great advice here. When you get pulled over, relax, turn your motor off, put both hands flat and in plain view on the steering wheel. You need to let that cop know that he/she is safe, this will take a ton of pressure off the situation for both of you. Its respectful (even though you feel silly). Always answer with the truth, they know when your a liar and it never gets better when you get caught in a lie. Just be nice, polite and agreeable......I havent had a moving violation since 1977. I get pulled over all the time and these things work for me.

Answer 3

12 Things To NEVER Say To A Cop
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)


Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.


Aren't you the guy from the Village People?


Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!


Are You Andy or Barney?


I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.


You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?


I pay your salary!


Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!


Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.


I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.


When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

Taken from: http://www.vikarsrant.net/NeverSayToACop.htm

Answer 4

if you are stopped by a cop, be polite and ask why he stopped you, don't wait for him to ask you, if he dose ask you first and you say lets say that you were speeding, you just gave up your 5th amendment rights to further questions and thy can be used agents you. Never say more than you have to, what you are saying is being recorded in most cases and will be used agents you if you dispute the facts of your case. less is more when talking to an officer, thy can trick you with just a few questions, stick to why are you stopping me and fallow all directions he gives you, politeness will get you points in court, but if you give too much info you will fall into their trap.

Answer 5

hers a list of stuff


>this stupid cop chased me away
>ive been in jail 40 times
>want some meth
>that gun looks fake, do you want me to give you a real one
>my car can go faster than your cop car, ive tried it and it really does
>want to race with me and my friends tnight on the highway?
>whats the best way to break out of jail?
>Do you know where i can get some drugs?
>want to see how great my friend did on making my fake id?
>That suit makes you look fat
>so are all those donuts going to your chin?
>Do you like to play grand theft auto?
>How do you like the picture i spraypainted onto that wall?

Answer 6

One thing I always here people say that they say don't say to a cop is I smell bacon because your really calling them a pig. And if they get mad enough at you they can give you a ticket or worse I would think.

Answer 7

Is it true that all the cops in the donut shop say way oh way oh?

Answer 8

~I'll have a burger and fry with that
~I cant reach my license unless you hold my beer
~You must've been doin about 125 mph to keep up with me! good job!
~You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
~. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
~What do you mean "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.
~I'm surprised you stopped me, DUNKIN DONUTS has a 3 for 1 special!
~ Sorry officer when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack my gun fell off my lap and was llodged between the break pedal and gas pedal forcing me to speed out off control!!!

Answer 9

no officer Im not blushing its a rash from the poison ivy around my pot field

I couldnt have been speeding
pot makes driving fast impossable

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Answer 10

Sir, honestly I was just going to grab some donuts... wanna come? 2 for 1 special all night :)