2007-07-26 13:18:27 · 44 answers · asked by multipły 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
just give you the finger & close the door...that should do it...
2007-07-26 16:08:34 · answer #1 · answered by × 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's already done ... I live in a 'high security' apartment that you can NOT get into unless I know you are coming and go downstairs to open the door ... and you can't 'ring me' because there are no bells.
My mother hated the JW's though, and they kept coming every week ... so she dressed up in a 'witches costume' and drew a 'pentacle' in a circle on the floor, with candles at the 'points' of the pentacle ... she picked up our cat, and answered the door and said 'Oh, I'm so glad you are here. I need some more people because the spell I'm casting needs more than just one.' THEY RAN ... and when I went back to visit a neighbor over 20 years later, he said that the JWs STILL never knocked on that door ... he'd know, he was retired, and it was the door 'just across the walk' ...
2007-07-26 13:23:37 · answer #2 · answered by Kris L 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them that the bible warns you about false prophets.
Deuteronomy 18:22:
If a prophet speaks in the name of the LORD but the thing does not take place or prove true, it is a word that the LORD has not spoken. The prophet has spoken it presumptuously; do not be frightened by it.
Ask them didn't the Jehovah Witness predict several dates for the end of the world that passed several times?
I opened my door and 2 ladies came on each Tuesday for like a month. We'd debate back and forth. I mentioned this verse and they closed their books and left!
2007-07-26 13:28:13 · answer #3 · answered by Marge Simpson 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would finally let you in, because there must be a message that you want to share with me. I have someone like that who keeps coming by. She just doesn't give up. So finally I let her in,even after I told her I was Catholic. Why do they just give it up? She is a very nice person, but still comes knocking on the door every other week. I will not change my religion. But I am open to what she has to say. She is giving an effort, so I credit that from her.
2007-07-26 13:24:03 · answer #4 · answered by Miss YSL 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
sorry but eventually i wouldnt answer. I have friends who are Jehovahs Witness's but they dont persistently knock on my door
2007-07-26 13:21:17 · answer #5 · answered by jreeses2673 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I used to do this ...
Invite them in as there are usually two. Let them know that I had a party last night and there is left over beer if they want some.
Pick up the empty / partially empty cans and dispose of them. Drinks any cans that are half filled or better (waste not, want not)!
Sit with them and offer them a smoke, light one up (no, it's a cigarette)!
Get my King James version Bible from the bookshelf and ask them where they would like to begin?
Spend the next two hours discussing religion with them.
Thank them for the copies of The (what's it's name, Watchpost or something like that) and lead them to the door.
Invite them back next week. Let them know the party starts sharply at 8:00 on Friday. They're welcome to attend.
Haven't seen them since!
The Ol' Sasquatch Ü
2007-07-26 13:32:47 · answer #6 · answered by Ol' Sasquatch 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My uncle chased them down the street in his underwear ! He was hung over and they kept ringing his door bell !! I just open the door and tell them I'm sorry I already heard the word of the lord today and close the door!! They look at me with such a strange expression it's hilarious!!
2007-07-26 14:05:31 · answer #7 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a large snake and a black cat.
Make sure to answer the door with both in tow.
Although the combination of large snake and cat could be a bad formula.
Good luck though!
2007-07-26 13:21:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would fake I was home and I wouldn't open the door.
I'll turn off all my appliances and just sit quietly until you get bored of knocking my door and then you leave.
2007-07-26 13:21:40 · answer #9 · answered by nEWn4n 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would ask them to make note and tell there congregation to inform all members not to come to my home any longer. If you talk to many witnesses they usually are very understanding. of course they will try to discourage you but that is what they are taught to follow in Jesus example in preaching the word. If they continue then report them to their society. they should stop.
2007-07-26 13:27:49 · answer #10 · answered by LBH 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would treat you with courtesy. After telling you for the 3rd time that I am not interested and you persisted, I would call the cops and have you thrown off my property for trespassing.
2007-07-26 13:22:24 · answer #11 · answered by Alfie333 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋