2007-07-26 13:12:17 · 19 answers · asked by A S 1 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Other - Cars & Transportation
call 911, where do u live, no seriously where do u live
2007-07-26 13:21:13 · answer #1 · answered by bobby a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a mouse, or an elephant. The lion probably owes the mouse because the mouse took out a thorn. The elephant will just take care of business, if you'd rather go that route.
2007-07-26 13:16:08 · answer #2 · answered by Rich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A mountain lion or an African lion. If it's an African lion, which I doubt, you'd better pray he doesn't break in. If it's a cougar, you can wait for animal control. Stay indoors though!
2007-07-28 10:52:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, that guy at the zoo sure screwed up!! I say call the authorities like animal control. The cops might want to see it too. Have fun and stay inside.
2007-07-26 13:21:18 · answer #4 · answered by identicalsnowflake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just start talking to it so it knows you arent afraid. if it still seems like it's going to attack then just walk slowly backwards to an exit because running away will make it chase you. If you lose track of it then make sure you try to lose your scent by going through water. Even just puddles or something. When you do lose it then call animal control!!! Why did you ask this??
2007-07-26 13:21:59 · answer #5 · answered by self-explainatory 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lure into the basement with raw steaks and then call animal control.
2007-07-26 13:20:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Animal Control and make them come as fast as possible.
And buy insurance.
2007-07-26 13:20:18 · answer #7 · answered by pertinential 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay in your house and call animal controll.
2007-07-26 13:20:10 · answer #8 · answered by Tyler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Get in the car and drive like hell away from there!
2007-07-26 13:17:27 · answer #9 · answered by HyperDog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pull a card and move your game piece.
2007-07-26 13:21:55 · answer #10 · answered by Fred C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋