(It's an old song.)
2007-07-26 10:21:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Dear PaulyDragon:
distance: from to hell and back
uprights: yeah, you go through, but the wind plays a cruel twist a fate and you land your balls on the left post!
my apologies:
God
2007-07-26 10:25:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus could kick a 120 yard fg.
2007-07-26 10:23:52 · answer #2 · answered by NONAME 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Song from Bobby Bare Greatest Hits, Bareworks Inc.
Words and music by Paul Craft.
CD, BWCD-040292
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am
Make me a piece in your master game plan
Free from the earthly tempestion below
I’ve got the will, Lord if you’ve got the toe.
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
Take all the brothers who’ve gone on before
And all of the sisters who’ve knocked on your door
All the departed dear loved ones of mine
Stick’em up front in the offensive line.
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
Yeah, Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
2007-07-26 10:23:16 · answer #3 · answered by Michael N 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It may be a song, unless you put it the right category, you will be drop kicked out of bounds.
2007-07-26 10:23:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bobby Bare sung this one.
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am
Make me a piece in your master game plan
Free from the earthly tempestion below
I’ve got the will, Lord if you’ve got the toe.
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
Take all the brothers who’ve gone on before
And all of the sisters who’ve knocked on your door
All the departed dear loved ones of mine
Stick’em up front in the offensive line.
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
Yeah, Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
2007-07-26 10:24:46 · answer #5 · answered by Bob Thompson 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kinda like that stuppid Jesus take the whell one?
2007-07-26 10:23:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That sounds kinda rough and painful-ouch! I got to find a copy of this song.
2007-07-26 10:24:01 · answer #7 · answered by beaddiva 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
from 45 yards out...Just hope it isn't Mike Vanderjact or Charlie Brown doing the placekicking.-LOL,Rogue
2007-07-26 10:32:12 · answer #8 · answered by rogue 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope that if Jesus is into sports, he'll prefer soccer or basketball.
2007-07-26 10:27:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
interesting, so what's the question?
2007-07-26 10:23:28 · answer #10 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋