NO RICKY NOT THE BELT, ILL GET THE GNOME STUCK IN THE TUBA AGAIN!
...you want lamb for breakfast?
NO MAMA I WANT QUEPAPAS
but were out of ..those
NO MAMA I WANT QUEPAPAS
MAMA ILL SHOOT YOU UP ON DUH D-BLOCK
AND SHOOT YOU IN THE KIDNEYS AND MAKE YOU BLEED OUT YO ANUS.
=)
2007-07-26 10:00:11
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answer #1
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answered by nataliexcore 2
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Boudreaux and Thibodeaux go trawling for shrimp for 2 weeks. They return to their neighborhood and are riding down the street with a truck load of shrimp, when they notice a brand new Taco Bell in their neighborhood. Boudreaux looks over at Thibodeaux and says, "Man Thibodeaux dem Mexican people shor are amazin' we go out fishing fo' two weeks, come back and dey done built a phone company."
2007-07-26 21:44:19
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answer #2
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answered by Deslok of Gammalon 4
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I go through bottled water like a crackhead goes through dime bags.
I should probably stop talking, since I might ignite an ice cream flame fest.
Stop. Hammer Time.
These are actual quotes from my previous answers.
2007-07-26 17:02:04
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answer #3
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answered by Dr. Psychosis 4
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The Pillsbury Dough Boy gave me a yeast infection last night.
2007-07-26 17:00:23
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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When a new fast food restaurant opens you should wait a couple months for the grill to get settled in because if you don't wait and go when it first opens there might be metal shavings on the grill.
LOL
2007-07-26 16:58:58
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answer #5
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answered by Original Swagg 4
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I wanted to be a G. That's what I wanted to be. So I removed my teeth, stuck them down my mouth for a cleanin. I pooped em out and they were blingin. I stuck em back in and the ladies started singin. Damn.
2007-07-26 17:02:40
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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the craziest thing for 10 points...
were you being literal? : )
2007-07-26 16:57:35
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answer #7
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answered by tshffman 4
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little tv sets, going off inside my ears. spacemen floating by, fire cracker beers. chase the demonds lightly, music to my eyes. up and down the side walk, take a doodoo pies.
2007-07-26 16:59:55
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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There is a god watching everything you do and even listening to your every thought, and when you die, he'll send you to burn in hell for eternity if you've done things that he didn't like, or he'll pet you like a puppy in heaven forever if you've pleased him - so you better do exactly what i say, ok?
2007-07-26 18:22:19
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answer #9
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answered by ? 2
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Chuck Norris doesn't waste his time chewing on beer bottles. Chuck Norris chews on beer factories!
2007-07-26 16:57:55
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answered by Anonymous
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I had an orgy with the Three Stooges ...I showed them how the west was won!
2007-07-26 17:01:12
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answer #11
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answered by Anonymous
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