I Know you want it.....10 points?

Question

Whoever gives me the best reply gets it. Type whatever u want (ex. joke,quote,etc).

Answer 1

There's no i in UGLY, But there is a u.

lol?

Answer 2

hello i liked your question and i hope the best reply is mine good luck and have a good day and let god be with u my friend,,,,see u

k2 pro :)

and here is a joke hope u will like it: one time there was a woman, she had a dog called anything. she was taking a shower when the dogg ran away,then she havnt found it so she ran away without clothes, she went to the neighbors home,,sho nocked the door (she was naked) then the neighbour opened, she talled him:have u seen anything,, he talled her i saw everything,, hahahaha (if u havent understood it read it again it is tooo funny) good luck and bye

Answer 3

You know i hate allergies . i mean i love natue but i wish i could make up my own allergies, like for me if i had a runny nose a shark would be by . And if i got a rash that would mean a tiger would be by . So like im swiming in the ocean and uho im getting a runny nose hmm theeres a shark nearby . and i look 2 at my arm and im getting a rash uho that means a tiger is near by that must mean it must be a tigershark

Answer 4

Reply

Answer 5

"Some are born great, some acheive great, and some have greatness threst upon them"
-She's the Man (I love that movie)

Last year 120,000 cats were put in animal shelters, 72,000 of them had to be killed because they wern't adopted.

By the time they're 20, the average person has watched 20,000 hours of TV. Add 10,000 for every 10 years.

I thought those were some interesting things.

Answer 6

Ten points sounds awesome.... I gots a joke for ya!!!!
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$68,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"
LOL!!! I think it is VERY funny.

Answer 7

The old bat I work with types on Post-It notes

Answer 8

Here's the weather outlook for houston texas. enjoy :D

Rest of Today
Showers and thunderstorms likely. Some thunderstorms may produce heavy rainfall. Highs in the mid 80s. Southeast winds 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 70 percent.
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Tonight
Showers and thunderstorms. Some thunderstorms may produce heavy rainfall. Lows in the lower 70s. Southeast winds 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 70 percent in the evening increasing to 80 percent after midnight.

Friday
Showers and thunderstorms. Some thunderstorms may produce heavy rainfall. Highs in the mid 80s. Southeast winds 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 80 percent.
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Friday Night
Cloudy. Showers and thunderstorms likely in the evening...then a chance of showers and thunderstorms after midnight. Some thunderstorms may produce heavy rainfall in the evening. Lows in the mid 70s. Southeast winds 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 60 percent in the evening decreasing to 40 percent after midnight.

Saturday
Showers and thunderstorms likely. Highs in the upper 80s. South winds 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 60 percent.
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Saturday Night
Mostly cloudy. A 30 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms in the evening...then a 30 percent chance after midnight. Lows in the mid 70s.

Sunday
Mostly cloudy with a 40 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms. Highs around 90.

Sunday Night
Mostly cloudy with a 20 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms. Lows in the mid 70s.

Monday
Partly cloudy with a 30 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms. Highs in the lower 90s.

Monday Night
Partly cloudy with a 20 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms. Lows in the mid 70s.

Tuesday
Partly cloudy with a 30 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms. Highs in the lower 90s.

Tuesday Night
Partly cloudy in the evening then becoming mostly cloudy. A 20 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms. Lows in the mid 70s.

Wednesday
Mostly cloudy with a 30 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms. Highs in the lower 90s.

Answer 9

I want to know if "lazerpointernerd" in Houston is as tired of the rain as I am!!

Answer 10

While I sit here and ponder
I just let my brain wonder

The rain is coming down
It will for sure bring a frown

I look to the sky
But, please don't say bye
I'm really not that guy

I found my smile
it kinda took a while

I won't go to the joint,
please can I have the points....

Answer 11

Once,a woman walked into a can and said"Haaaa."

One night a man walked into a bar carrying a legless dog.
He sat the dog on the conter in front of the bartender."What's the dog's name?"the bartender asked,"the poor legless dog should atleast have a name."the man shook his head."I haven't named him."He said."Shame on you!Give the poor dog a name!"the bartender shouted."I refuse to give him a name."the man said."Oh,yeah,Why's that?"the bartender asked."Because even if i called him he couldn't come."