I keep finding less and less forks at my house and I know you hippies are the ones taking them. Ya'll are the only group that takes without asking. I'm sure it was for the good of the people but I would like you to return them. So give me back my forks.
Or if the hippies didn't take them, where do they go?
2007-07-26 07:23:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
One little joke of a question and look at all the low blows. Bunch no fun havin, boom and gloom hippies.
2007-07-26 07:44:21 · update #1
forkin hippies :)
2007-07-26 07:28:48 · answer #1 · answered by nothing 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I found your forks stuck in the backs of the american public. I believe the media, corporate america, and the last 3 administrations who kissed corporate *** decided they don't need forks anymore. The pigs eat with their greedy hands.
2007-07-26 14:39:37 · answer #2 · answered by getagrip 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My goodness what happened to that Personal Responsibility thing that you cons seem to find so charming? Are they not your forks? Are you not responsible for where they happen to be? Is this just more of the conservative noise echo chamber in an attempt to shift the real issue, that being that perhaps you really don't know where you put them?
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2007-07-26 14:28:39 · answer #3 · answered by fitzovich 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Don't you remember, John? Your doctor said you shouldn't have anything sharper than a marshmallow in the house.
BTW, kudos to the Mystery Men reference.
2007-07-26 14:50:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It might have been the Blue Raja. He is always loading up on forks.
2007-07-26 14:31:38 · answer #5 · answered by Mathsorcerer 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
no one laughed because your jokes aren't funny John.
your the sort of fool that laughs at his own jokes.
2007-07-26 15:45:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If forks are outlawed, only outlaws will have forks!
2007-07-26 14:27:24 · answer #7 · answered by Asterisk 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Actually it is some con in your house taking your stainless steel flatware and trying to hawk it to buy drugs.
2007-07-26 14:26:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
"The only group that takes without asking?"
GUFFAW!
2007-07-26 14:32:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It was that damn Sasquatch.
2007-07-26 14:47:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋