i never use protection and my stomach hurts and omg, what should i do?!
2007-07-26 05:06:34 · 25 answers · asked by BrightEyes 5 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
ok, i'm glad half of you understood i was poking fun at the 3,000 retards who actually post this question every day..
and linsay, you shouldn't call me stupid when you can't spell 'pregnet' or 'penus.'
2007-07-26 05:43:08 · update #1
lol you do actually sound like a lot of the ?'s on here that are soo annoying. its like how the hell are we supposed to know? take a test. idiot. but thanks for the laugh! and the two points! :) and now i can laugh more at the people who actually think you're being serious...o what fun.
2007-07-26 05:09:36 · answer #1 · answered by Jen M 3 · 5⤊ 2⤋
I love it! That is about all the details too. GREAT BURN!!!!! What the goofy chicks should do is use protection! People actually seem to think you are serious--I am laughing SOOOO hard I need to go to the bathroom. OH NO! Could I be pregnant? I just got out of the bathroom, urinary freguency is a sign LOL!!!!
2007-07-26 12:44:52 · answer #2 · answered by M. Nurse 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! go to the doctor! you are a medical marvel! wow, a man that has nothing better to do than post stupid comments in the pregnancy section...get a girlfriend! LOL
2007-07-26 12:22:34 · answer #3 · answered by jilly23810 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Calm down, calm down.. it'll be ok even though after you have this baby, you're sex life will never be the same again. Your penis is never going to go back to the normal size and you'll be stretched so far out that you may even lose your penis. hahaha Im sorry to have to be the one to break the news to you. Good luck on your pregnancy though... Hahaha lmfao!!!!!!
2007-07-26 12:40:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since you seem to be male, NO. But Check back here on Yahoo Answers in an hour, atleast three other girls will ask the same question.:)
2007-07-26 12:16:57 · answer #5 · answered by jon_mac_usa_007 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Call the Guninness Book of Records and hope your weener stretches to let it out.
2007-07-26 12:17:54 · answer #6 · answered by Bagpuss 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol!!! I know... I know... Um, I'll consult my Magic 8Ball and get back to you. You know, the chances of you getting pregnant having unprotected sex is only regulated by what color the moon was that night... It kills me!
2007-07-26 12:35:25 · answer #7 · answered by throughthebackyards 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm take a test? is this seriously a guy? or are you on someone elses name? wow.
2007-07-26 12:10:45 · answer #8 · answered by Mommy of 1, #2 on the way! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ur stomach should not hurt call ur good luck
2007-07-26 12:25:19 · answer #9 · answered by adidas_babyblue88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm laughing so hard my damn side hurts! You're too funny....
2007-07-26 12:37:37 · answer #10 · answered by Wendi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋