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If a Martian is from Mars, why do chickens lay eggs?

2007-07-26 04:31:28 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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That is because "Everybody loves Raymond".

2007-08-02 18:45:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Oh, so you're buying that whole Martians are from Mars hoax, are you?

Isn't that just like NASA, to make crap up.

Chickens lay eggs because throwing them up would hurt their little throats.

2007-08-03 11:00:02 · answer #2 · answered by rstrother 3 · 0 0

the chickens are from mars as well they are slowly taking over the world so that the martians can invade easier.

2007-08-03 08:41:50 · answer #3 · answered by punkrockkat13 2 · 0 0

That can only be correctly assessed after correlating the angle of trajectory of a flying pig in contrast to the greeness of the designated hitter rule.

Or you could apply the general "Meaning of Life, the Universe & Everything" rule and say 42.

2007-07-26 11:38:17 · answer #4 · answered by Irish Lizzie 2 · 2 0

Because you scare the egg out of them.

2007-07-26 11:36:26 · answer #5 · answered by ldg 5 · 2 0

because they cannot give birth to a martian baby

2007-08-03 08:11:54 · answer #6 · answered by sweettooths 1 · 0 0

coz we all know chicken doesn't come from Mars and they haven't got anything to do with alien stuff

2007-08-02 21:54:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

To create more chickens... but which came 1st... the world will never know.

2007-08-03 11:28:26 · answer #8 · answered by Jess 5 · 1 0

So we can get 2 points.

2007-08-03 11:24:59 · answer #9 · answered by Vermillion 3 · 1 0

Huh? Come again? Why not.

2007-08-02 11:56:01 · answer #10 · answered by June 2 · 0 0

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