In the Koran, it says that you get 72 virgins in heaven if you die killing an infidel. But it doesn't go into much detail about what the virgins look like, or really anything about them. So, their virgins may be more like this:
http://www.waltonandjohnson.com/p/blog/1183836712_islam-virgins.jpg
You think they might be in for a surprise???? What kind of virgins do you think they'll be getting in heaven?
2007-07-26 04:09:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
This is a version of a Robin Williams bit I heard a few years ago:
HEAVEN, OSAMA-STYLE
After finally getting nailed in an air raid, Osama makes his way to the pearly gates. There, George Washington greets him. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans Liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama in the nose.
James Madison comes up next, and says, "This is why I allowed the federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.
Osama is then caned by John Randolph of Roanoke and soundly thrashed by James Monroe, Robert E. Lee, Stonewall Jackson, and 65 other men who love liberty and America. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up and hurls him back toward the gates, where he is to be judged.
As Osama awaits the ferry to take him to his final, very hot destination, he screams, "Aieee! This is not what I was promised!"
An angel replies, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"
2007-07-26 07:13:07 · answer #1 · answered by Wolfgang92 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha.
Its interesting because in the Hadiths it claims that most of the inhabitants of hell will be women, for not appreciating their men. So if most of the women are in hell, how can they outnumber men in Heaven 72:1?
2007-07-26 14:23:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
In the words of my favorite comedian, Lewis Black
"It takes a lot of faith to believe that they will receive virgins for all eternity in heaven, especially I have yet to meet one on EARTH!"
2007-07-26 15:02:51 · answer #3 · answered by gotagetaweigh 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I gotta think there is a reason that these women died virgins, is it maybe that noone would touch them when they were alive?
2007-07-26 11:39:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think 72 virgins would be punishment enough! Just give me one that knows what she's doing!
2007-07-26 11:13:20 · answer #5 · answered by pip 7 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Ha Ha...good one like a Terrorist would make it pass the pearly gates...LOL
2007-07-26 11:37:32 · answer #6 · answered by Jypcee 5000 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It certainly would not be heaven for them after all.
2007-07-26 11:13:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
There's some conjecture that the original passage refered to grapes. I kid you not.
2007-07-26 15:44:56 · answer #8 · answered by B.Kevorkian 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Actually it does:
they will have all black eyes, and see though skin.
They are not "girls", they are something called horus, which is a girl like ghost thingy.
2007-07-26 11:13:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha...yeah, there's a reason they are virgins, after all.
2007-07-26 11:15:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋