When i was a child.My friend who was 5 , asked her mother ,"WHERE dose the president live"? Her mother answered "the WHITE HOUSE dear". MY friend then told her mother no! no! no ! i dont want to know the color of his house, i just want to know where he lives.
Have you a funny quote from a child?
2007-07-26 04:08:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Thad MADE my day!
Here's one: My friend works for a summer camp, & the little kids saw me eating cupcakes on the 4th of July @ a party. She gave them 1 cupcake & they saw me with 2. So they asked for another one just because they saw me eat 2. My friend said, "No." They asked, "Why?" She said, "Because you'll get sick. That's too much sugar for you." "How will we get sick?" "Because you'll get diabetes." So the kids ran to the teenagers & told them, "Um...Ms. Candy is gonna be a diabetic because she's...she's...she's eating all those cupcakes!" & everybody was DYING laughing!
2007-07-26 04:11:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was Thanksgiving day and the entire family was sitting around the table having our yearly feast. My daughter who was 3 at the time had to go to the bathroom. Unfortunately, my mother lived in a one bathroom house which was very close to the dining area. My daughter yelled out for her favorite uncle, "Uncle Jeff can you come and wipe my butt." My brother replied that she needed to do it herself. My daughter replied, "I can't because I cannot reach it!"
There wasn't a dry eye at the table.
2007-07-26 11:18:38 · answer #2 · answered by Colleen G 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes! (Thanks for the memories). :o)
1. When my step daughter was in the first grade she had a little trouble with her speech. (Very bright,just a little dutchy). She can home from school one day and was setting on the porch just looking at the ground. I ask her what was wrong and she said "Well I'm gonna have a problem with my new teacher cause that lady has a werry stwained bwain." She was 6.
2. My youngest grand son insisted my wife page me during a storm because he was afraid. When I got him on the phone he said, "Grandpa will you come home cause were gonna have a tormado and it's givin me a head-o-ma-cake". He was 5
3. My oldest grandson told me one day that when he got bigger he was going to fly up in the sky and poke a hole in a cloud and roll it up and put it in his pocket. He was 4.
2007-07-26 11:13:09 · answer #3 · answered by Michael N 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
We took my youngest daughter with us to a restaurant when she was little. She was always so literal.
It was a noisy Italian place with lots of people running around and she just got to the point that she blurted out:
"Dad, it's so loud in here I can't taste my food!"
2007-07-26 17:23:21 · answer #4 · answered by JC 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
here recently our 8 year old was wearing a pair of flip flops. she's always coming out of them, so i say, why can't you keep those things on your feet, to which she earnestly responds..." well they are called flip flops for a reason ya know, sometimes you just flip right out of them, and other times they just flop right off. My hubby and i were in hysterics and utterly speechless after that. i mean how do you respond to such profound logic.
2007-07-26 11:18:38 · answer #5 · answered by sammie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My sister called me to tell me what her oldest son, 6 at the time, said at dinner. Her and her husband were joking around at dinner, and my oldest nephew said something that he thought was funny but really wasn't. My sister said "That really wasn't funny" My nephew huffed and said "Mom, I was being psychotic" instead of sarcastic. We laughed so hard on that one.
2007-07-26 11:43:56 · answer #6 · answered by spicy_salsa69 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My neighbor Nick says so many funny things. He actually told his parents one day when he was 8, "Mom, I'm not going to do any of that crap and crocaine (crack and cocaine)." He's a pretty smart kid!
2007-07-26 13:35:43 · answer #7 · answered by Agent D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my wife and i were having fun in the bed room and at the time my son was 4 he started pounding on the door and said no bouncing on the bed it not fair i cant.. after that my wife and i stop having bedroom time when he was awake.
2007-07-26 12:36:45 · answer #8 · answered by celticdragon 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my sisters youngest boy was playing up and wouldn't go to sleep and kept saying he saw a ghost. My sister told him "there's no such thing as ghosts" to which he replied "well what about the Holy ghost?"...she was stumped lol!
2007-07-26 11:12:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
my 5 year old came in the house carrying the mini-weenie dog and set him on my lap and said dont bite the dog on the butt or he will bite you back!
2007-07-26 11:44:50 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋