Big belly. Sore boobs pee alot friends pat my belly. My first wife had the same systoms can i sue? LOL
2007-07-26 02:52:03 · 30 answers · asked by Grand pa 7 in Health ➔ Men's Health
I don't know how to tell you this sir....you're fat.
2007-07-26 02:56:23 · answer #1 · answered by frenzy_2k 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
First of all, are you getting over-emotional when you see other guys breastfeeding. Are you a nervous wreck and do you crave chocolate ?
More than likely you're just craving ExLax and you probably going to need a whole bunch of it, and from the sound of your story, you probably will give birth to a 6lb. 11oz. Brown Trout, that's all. Not to worry. Start thinking of names for it. It's a good way to relax so you can properly dilate, and get control of your breathing, so you can save your energy for that last big push and wonderful moment.
2007-08-03 01:36:31 · answer #2 · answered by barterjunkie12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no u can not sue u just have to deal with it i did it was crazy gettin up in the middle of the nigt all the time just 2 pee and then go back 2 bed and then just fall asleep then get up and do the same thing over and over again
2007-07-26 22:55:34 · answer #3 · answered by savannah d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop Eating McDonalds And Ull See A Big Change
O And Plastic Surgery For Ur Ti ts
2007-07-26 13:58:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
it sound like the same thing i have hope i did not get it from you.. so how long have you had this going on? some one tried to tell me it was the beer...LOL.. ya right.. i drink light beer so it can not be that.. some say it the fried foods.. but hay i eat chicken and fish.. that what the doctors tell me to eat.. cut back on the FF and eat mash with gravy.. told me to have more milk and i only do cheese cake with berries and whip cream.. lots of milk there.. so i just don't understand it but it sure sound like i got what you have...
2007-07-26 18:48:56 · answer #5 · answered by jackie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, if you got pregnant, it would damn sure be a miracle. If I had to ask whether or not you could sue, I would have to say yes. Why would you though. You could make history. Just a little humor.
2007-07-26 10:06:20 · answer #6 · answered by ImissNC 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Grandpa my sweet, you can't sue for that! lol but you can certainly make people laugh! x
added on 27 7 19:51
Grandpa have you gone into labour yet? lol x
2007-07-26 14:46:49 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dude. You're a toad. The male toad bears children instead of the female. Look down under. If it's receding you're surely one. Besides, now you might be curious.. Who was it that got your first wife in that condition in the first place? You? Unlikely.
2007-07-26 10:00:45 · answer #8 · answered by Adarsh G 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I had the same problems after I enjoyed a case of beer and chicken wings after my first sky-dive.
2007-08-01 19:38:11 · answer #9 · answered by Cleetus C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you are pregnant and the father is a fault for your symptoms. I'm having a thought... his name starts with... B? or C? Is it Bud or Coors???
2007-07-26 18:52:33 · answer #10 · answered by Granny 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You could be the first man to every birth a child! Congratulations!!!
2007-07-26 09:54:54 · answer #11 · answered by LSU_Tiger23 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋