I've decided to search for some, and came up with these, note that these are actual bands -
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Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
gay against you
The Plot to Blow Up the Eiffel Tower
thehelpmeplease
I Was a Teenage Satan Worshipper
I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness
Volcano, I'm Still Excited!!
I Can Make a Mess Like Nobody's Business
!!! ( Yes, this is an actual 'name.")
Death From Above 1979
OOIOO
You Say Party! We Say Die!
Test Icicles
My Other Car Is a Gun
What other stupid band names do you know?
2007-07-26 02:49:15 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music ➔ Rock and Pop
A Box of Fish With Tartar Sauce
Adult Children of Heterosexuals
The *** Baboons of Venus
Big White Undies
Bondage A Go Go
Buttsteak
Cat Butt
Crappy the Clown and the Punch Drunk Monkies
Farrt
Five Fat Guys Who Rock
Gee That's A Large Beetle I Wonder if it's Poisonous
Iowa Beef Experience
Jesus Chrysler Supercar
Mighty Sphincter
Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt
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Apparently, these are all real band names. Here's the site they're from:
http://sam.hochberg.com/bandname.html
2007-07-26 16:50:33 · answer #1 · answered by x plug in baby xo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok...get this...'The Hermione Crookshanks Experience'. It is one of the stupidest band names ever seeing as it's just some kids making up songs about the chracters and themes of the Harry Potter novels. I felt so ashamed being a fan of the novels to read about what some crazy fans like this are doing. There are even more as well like:
The Whomping Willows
The Sectumsepras
Harry and the Potters
Draco and the Malfoys
The Remus Lupins
The source below even says that the band 'The Sectumsepras' are actually good...What is wrong with people these days!?
2007-07-26 11:57:10 · answer #2 · answered by Brit B 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this question intrigued me to say the least...
fat mattress? since i own 2 of their albums from back in the day it never occurred to me their name was stupid! not compared to barenaked ladies or the butthole surfers...anyway, i found a web site that lists weird band names and after viewing the list fat mattress is quite, shall we say? sleepy.
From the Canonical List of Weird Band Names:
A Box of Fish with Tartar Sauce
Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellas
Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
Electric Vomit
Four Honkies In a Big Black Car
Gee That's A Large Beetle I Wonder If It's Poisonous
Horny Mormons
Impotent Seasnakes
Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program
Kamakazi Sex Pilots
The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
Maggot Sandwich
Nocturnal Emissions
Ovarian Trolley
Public Enema
Root Boy Slim and the Sex-Change Band with The Rootettes
Quasimodo and the Eunuchs
Stop Calling Me Frank
Toxic Shock and the Tampons
The Urinals
Vic Vaccume and the Attachments
The Yams from Outer Space
Zulu Leprechauns
2007-07-26 11:24:50 · answer #3 · answered by Cymbaline 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Porno for Pyros, Hoobastank, Limp Bizkit(well that one is just stupid), The the, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Hootie and the Blowfish, Chumbawamba, Mott the Hoople, Anal Cu|\|t, Weird People in Giant Condoms, Swollen Members (they are a rap group, not really a band), Soul Coughing, that's all that come to mind. Here's a list of em that I found with a search engine..
http://sam.hochberg.com/bandname.html...
2007-07-26 23:36:56 · answer #4 · answered by ♫ՖքØØķ¥♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh...i thought you'd never ask:
My Chemical Romance
Fall Out Boy
Taking Back Sunday
Hawthorne Heights
The Used
Every Time I Die
Gay Dad
Eagles Of Heavy Metal
...And You Will Know US By The Trail Of Dead
but THE worst band name of all time goes to:
Panic! At The Disco
That is the dumbest, w@nkiest, sh!t name for a band EVER! Seriously how is anyone supposed to take them seriously with a name like that. They might as well have called them selves "Confusion! At The Burger King" THE WORST BAND NAME EVVVER!
2007-07-26 12:13:18 · answer #5 · answered by Next evolutionary step... 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Those are definitely the worst I've ever heard of, but here are some of mine.
The Group With No Name
Mister Mister
God Is My Co-Pilot
Toad the Wet Sprocket
Godspeed You Black Emperor!
Mouse on Mars
Porno for Pyros
Archers of Loaf
and my personal favorite.........
Colonel Bruce Hampton and the Aquarium Rescue Unit
2007-07-26 10:30:14 · answer #6 · answered by elizabeth 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
any bands with numbers in it makes it sound like an email address.
i think The Devil Wears Prada is the worst band name. its already a book and movie. what are they trying to pull?
also i cant stand The Number Twelve Looks Like You. thats gotta be one of the dumbest names ever
2007-07-26 13:22:14 · answer #7 · answered by ƎIΝΟƆ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most grindcore bands have messed up names... like...
"Paracoccidioidomicosis proctitissarcomucosis"
I had to make it two words since it's too long... lol.
Look up what it means... ick.
I also like...
Big Cock
Waco Jesus
Prostitute Disfigurement
Bacon Fat
Genitorturers
Cock and Ball Torture
and so many others... lol
2007-07-26 11:47:11 · answer #8 · answered by Jon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None that can compare to your list, that's for sure. Those are all actual band names? Wow, they blow! I was thinking like older bands such as The 1910 Fruitgum Company, Every Mother's Son, The Vanilla Fudge, The Electric Prunes, etc.
2007-07-26 10:02:01 · answer #9 · answered by Bob Mc 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Anal C unt (sorry it censors)
Bowling for Soup
JEw driver
MC vagina
Sh-Sh-Sh-Shark Attack!
Brutal Dildos
Bonerama
X-Rater Porno Machine
Mouse On Mars
Apples in Stereo
Porno For Pyros
Six Finger Satellite
Sham 69
No Doubt
Oh
Take That
Go West
Mister Mister
Colonel Bruce Hampton and the Aquarium Rescue Unit
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Presidents of the United States of America
2007-07-26 11:14:07 · answer #10 · answered by dankehila 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋