2007-07-26 02:04:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
MAN'S SECRET: Most of the time, you're right. Many of our gender suffer from feelings of "Short Penis Length and Girth Syndrome" (SPLAGS) in much the same manner many women suffer from "Itty Bitty Titty Syndrome". We therefore must either make up for it by building big, towering stuff (Donald Trump), marrying sexy women (Donald Trump), or getting on Yahoo Answers and lying to everyone about how big their manhood is - all but me, of course.
I personally never multiply the size of my penis (Better known as "Little Big Man"), but must admit to being forced on one occasion to DIVIDE his length by three all by myself. If I hadn't have lied like that, I most likely would have been sued for damages by the "Jim Palmer" truck that struck him one day while I had him lying across the highway getting some sun. Though I tried to get him out of the way in time, I was much too late, and the front of the vehicle was totally trashed. Live and learn......
2007-07-26 05:47:48 · answer #1 · answered by Kesokram 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6 1/2 ?
2007-07-26 15:24:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
For some men it is all about their ego. For men like me that are more rational I would give you a more constant erection size measurement which falls in the slightly above normal range. Nothing overly huge and when the sex drive is turned off I don't walk around with a half of an erection like a homosexual school boy in the gym locker room. A lot of the guys that are infatuated with their penis size are actually bisexuals.
2007-07-26 09:13:42 · answer #3 · answered by Ironside 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋
No... not really.
At least not in my case.
How big is my thingy? Big enough to make the ladies purr with delight....
Try and divide THAT by 3
2007-07-26 13:20:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is the formula I was taught and it explains the punch line to the give me 9 inches and hurt me joke.
2007-07-26 13:20:34 · answer #5 · answered by Madam Naka 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was his shoe size divided by 2.....my shoe size is 16 if you add both feet together..... :D
2007-07-26 09:36:37 · answer #6 · answered by bernman101 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If he's a real man he has no need to lie. If he is merely an adult male, he will lie about everything and anything
2007-07-26 13:21:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why lie about it? Ususally the person you're talking to is someone you hope sees it at some point, so she would know the truth eventually!
2007-07-26 09:10:39 · answer #8 · answered by Chris 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
In that case I'm telling everyone its 27 inches long
2007-07-26 09:13:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
No way!
If that was the case I'd be saying I'm 24 inches!
2007-07-26 09:07:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋