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"NOT made in China"
might become flammable
keep away from ignorant people

2007-07-26 05:53:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This side up ^
Warning: Handle with care.
Product may become unstable after continually probing.
To ensure the best use out of the product, treat it weekly with a supermodel.
Make sure the product is living in a spacious, rich, television filled environment.
Do not use for chores. Product will malfunction.
90 day money back guarantee

2007-07-26 02:04:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Gimme 10 points

2007-07-26 02:03:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Handle with care
May have short temper
Keep in good condition everyday
Lifetime guaranteed

2007-07-26 02:03:09 · answer #4 · answered by Shearson 5 · 1 0

For children 3 years above.

2007-07-26 02:02:11 · answer #5 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 1 1

Handle with care

2007-07-26 05:57:25 · answer #6 · answered by Thunderman9 6 · 0 0

Handle With Care
Caution- Can get a broken heart, which is not covered under this warranty.

2007-07-26 02:03:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Treat with RESPECT and Dignity -- works hard and willing to earn what she wants. A Bit of Caring goes a long way ....

2007-07-26 02:11:58 · answer #8 · answered by sglmom 7 · 1 0

Handle w/ care. Wash gently everyday... Use good soap. Lay out to dry- no dryer.

(danger- Flammable!)

2007-07-26 02:04:25 · answer #9 · answered by Lynnette_is_a_Lovely_Latina! 4 · 1 0

I don't think I would come with instructions...A warning though..

Warning: Do not get too close, she may or may not have sudden reflex

It is however not her fault if she grabs you

2007-07-26 02:04:51 · answer #10 · answered by Lady 'S' 4 · 1 0

Handle with care: contents extremely fragile!

2007-07-26 02:02:33 · answer #11 · answered by lovelee1 6 · 2 0

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