How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if.......?

Question

my sock puppets dont eat their oatmeal?

Answer 1

well if those sock puppets aren't eating their oatmeal I'd say that would get the old woodchuck pretty angry and for an average weighted woodchuck (say 3.3kg) who's got a lot of adrenaline going I'd reckon he'd throw it about 1m or less. Then the woodchuck would quickly lose interest and scarper off for a redbull

Answer 2

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchcuck could chuck, if a woodchcuck could chuck wood.

Answer 3

1.73 hecters...but that would depend on the size and overall appetite of the woodchuck. But for the general purposes of this question, the answer is 1.73 hecters.

These are statistics that are compiled and kept at the Bureau of Vital Statistics of Woodchucks 7 beavers. (stationed in St. Paul)
Hope it helps!

Answer 4

i heard woodchucks have been known to terrorize sock puppets

Answer 5

how cute, that was cute but sounds like ya need 2 put nemax in they oats, its sweet d-worm liquid they luv the vanilla taste of it and it does rid all worms they have, good luck''

Answer 6

betty botter bought some butter but she said the butter's bitter if i put it in my batter that would make the batter bitter but a bit of better butter that would make the batter better. So she bought a bit of better butter that was better than her bitter butter and she put it in her batter so her batter was not bitter, so it 'twas betty botter bought a bit of better butter

Answer 7

alot

Answer 8

alot