he has to have something that makes him stand out from the rest....
2007-07-24 23:58:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
It is with great honour and esteemed pride that I present to you....Totally Amazingly Spectacularly Awesome Guy!
Totally Amazingly Spectacularly Awesome Guy has the power to read Chinese - upside down! but wait..it doesn't stop there!! TASA Guy can also fry fish (within a radius of 30 miles) using nothing but the power of his awesome brain-meat!!
TASA Guy also posseses the power to: make hippies take baths; un-jellificate jellied eels; make ramblers get lost; instantly refill your cup; repair broken vases, and much, much more... ...he can even command all the creatures of the sea to do his bidding and also make them fly!
Problems with next-door neighbours, trouble teens or coffin-dodgers? TASA Guy can make all these simply 'go away' with his Truly Shocking Pain Stick o' Spikey Doom (patent pending) - you'll never see those annoying people again, except in the obituaries page!!!
Now you might be asking yourself, "yeah, that's pretty impressive an' all, but what can this guy do that Jesus can't?" Well, for starters he has a chest-cannon!!!! Which easily beats a mouth-sword.
Also he has a HUGE wang, AND he knows how to use it, and he's not picky - he gives his special man love to all equally, gays and blacks included.
Yes, a vote for Totally Amazingly Spectacularly Awesome Guy is a vote well made!! or a complete waste of time, depending on your opinion.
2007-07-26 00:50:09 · answer #1 · answered by Kaiser_Bill 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd say Normal Man. He says things like 'good morning' and 'how are you today?' and 'it's cold isn't it?' and 'are you washing the car?' and when you ask him how long it took him to get here and which route he says:' oh, well, it took me 3 hours and twenty seven minutes and I took the A4 then the B 1038 blah blah blah...'
But at night, when the shadows close in, and the rain splatters his bedroom window and the darkness sneaks up on him like an evil prankster, Normal Man does something bizarre, so unusual and uncharacteristic that he doesn't recognise himself in the act.
He catalogues his rawlplug collection.
Naked...
2007-07-27 18:39:56 · answer #2 · answered by Dave H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take me.................. I'm male, solvent and free from entanglements, just the right person to be someones superhero. Just the assumption you will accept, has made my day. If only I drank beer I would guzzle down a tinny then crush the container as I smiled at the camera... you have made an old man very happy.
2007-07-29 05:23:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check out "Krishna the supreme Personality of Godhead"(Name of the book). Every story about Him is pretty far out different.
2007-07-25 07:01:50 · answer #4 · answered by Humble Bee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Extremely large ear lobes man?
2007-07-25 07:02:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
PHALLIC MAN, he always stands out from the rest!!!
2007-07-26 13:16:21 · answer #6 · answered by wonderwoman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have ginger hair! Also white eyebrows! How much more different do you need?
Plus ginger people produce more vitamin b
2007-07-25 07:09:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A big erection lol Sorry
2007-07-27 03:36:09 · answer #8 · answered by Sue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
would wearing his y-fronts over his tights not be distinctive enough?
2007-07-25 10:46:17 · answer #9 · answered by Mike 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd have banged that bonnie back in the day.
2007-07-25 07:00:36 · answer #10 · answered by Narky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋