There was a young virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.
Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that."
She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.
She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."
2007-07-24 20:32:41 · 20 answers · asked by MissKittyInTheCity 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL,GREAT ONE!!!I CAN'T WAIT TO DISGRACE MY FAMILY!!!
2007-07-24 20:36:06 · answer #1 · answered by Moanika 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
classic 8/10 points
2007-07-25 03:36:28 · answer #2 · answered by ChAtMaN 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Disgracing has never been so much fun!
2007-07-25 04:23:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like it....I loved it. I found it quite funny. You definitely get a star from me.
2007-07-25 04:08:23 · answer #4 · answered by geminidust83 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Meh
2007-07-25 03:40:13 · answer #5 · answered by Sonny E 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahaha......I think the grandmother had a heart attack hearing that.....hahahaha.....Thanks for the advice..Now I know what kind of advice not to give my kids.....hahahaha... A star for you...
2007-07-25 03:39:41 · answer #6 · answered by LadyRain_614 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'll be honest - I actually thought this was funny! Lol.
2007-07-25 03:36:28 · answer #7 · answered by KatGuy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I bet granny had a heart attack.
He he
2007-07-25 03:38:40 · answer #8 · answered by Joe Bleu 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Me likey.
2007-07-25 03:36:09 · answer #9 · answered by Nitz Frugent 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one MissKitty....
2007-07-25 03:47:14 · answer #10 · answered by Porcelain Doll 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋