When I was a child, our maid taught me that the proper position for a toilet seat is to be down, with the lid down on top of it.
Men not wanting to put the seat down has been a problem for women for years.
The solution is to invent, design, and market a toilet seat & lid that closes automatically after it is flushed.
My friend, Archie, works at Home Depot. I'll see if he can design one. Then I will make a million dollars and share it with you.
By the way, nice name you picked there. I don't know where people come up with those names, but that one is a winner! You go, girl! You're just a genius!
Love ya, my friend.
2007-07-25 04:58:11
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answered by Anonymous
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Yes. They're related to Dubya. That's probably why Laura has that "look" on her face, that "I splashed my bottom again" look.
Consideration for others isn't the Republican's strong point.
And to the other people on here saying "why don't women put the toilet seat up for men"? Well duh, what's worse, using your jackoff hand to lift the seat up or splashing your back end in cold water?
Where do these morons COME from???? And some of them are WOMEN!!!!!
2007-07-25 00:23:07
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answered by Cerulean 3
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When a new toilet seat is installed the men always put the lid and the rim down. So why do you think you can't put the lid up for the men ? Men have done the work, and women should accomadate the men ? You need to put the seat up, when your done wiping your ***. Men don't sit down to take a leak. The rim is made for womens comfort, not the men. It doesn't take a Brain Scientist to figure that one out. I bet your also the kind of women, who makes the man hold open the door for them ?
2007-07-25 00:02:08
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answered by Norskeyenta 6
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Caution: look before sitting. Men stand to pee and so the seat goes up. Men should put the seat down after they finish but too many men (including me) are too lazy to do so. Leave the seat in the down position while peeing? Who would want to sit on a seat full of pee?
2007-07-25 02:25:57
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answered by Anonymous
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Has anyone ever heard of a man falling in the toilet, because the seat was up, when they went to take a poop ?
I never have, so why do women have such a hard time, putting the toilet seat down before sitting?
It has to be genetic !!!!!!
2007-07-25 01:12:02
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answered by jeeper_peeper321 7
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The same reason women don't lift the seat up after they use the toilet.
2007-07-25 01:40:55
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answered by Anonymous
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Because we pee standing up. You don't think the next guy that walks in wants to lift the seat, do you?
2007-07-24 23:43:32
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answered by asshat.mcpoop 4
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Ok How come you women don't put it up for us men?
2007-07-24 23:53:53
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answered by Old Guy 4
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How come women won't put the seat UP when they're done?????
2007-07-24 23:54:18
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answered by Dave K 4
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Because they lack that strand of home training.
2007-07-24 23:48:38
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answered by Skyy 3
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