make me lol you get 10 points
2007-07-24 14:21:26 · 14 answers · asked by LOONEY LADY 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
oops I think Ive dropped something in that hole,
whaddya mean he cant pay me the 50 bucks he owes me?
who the ugly ***** cryin up front?
that fat b@stard sure knows how to throw a party!
wheres the free food?
damn! I gotta wait in this line? I'll never see the 1st quarter of the game at this rate!
2007-07-24 14:27:23 · answer #1 · answered by staciesweet 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A lady walks up to pay her respects at the casket & she over hears two men there before her say " ... nice wood ..." she gasps & turns back.
2007-07-24 21:34:47 · answer #2 · answered by Stephanie S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'OMG. Did you SEE her coffin? SO last year.'
'When can we leave'
'Oh...her name's ____? Sorry, wrong funeral. See ya.'
'I thought boys didn't cry'
'Why is everyone wearing black?'
'YEAH!!!! SHE"S DEAD!'
'so...where's the food?'
'What was her name again?'
'Okay...I'm here, now pay me 100 grand to stay'
2007-07-24 21:31:31 · answer #3 · answered by ☮♫♥Curious Alice♥♫☮ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great!
now i have to go find a new partner for the beer drinking competition!
so much for all the practice :P
2007-07-24 21:30:59 · answer #4 · answered by ♥♥Orange Sky♥♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, can I sell the jewelry she's wearing? It's not like she's gonna need it!
2007-07-24 21:25:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You think if i nag him he'll finish clearing out the garage. (if it's a dead dude)
Hey lady wake-up and make me breakfast
(if it's a dead lady)
2007-07-24 21:29:26 · answer #6 · answered by plasmajosh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Ah, just as well, he was lousy in bed." (Especially bad if you say that to the grieving widow.)
2007-07-24 21:26:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He/She has never looked so good !!
2007-07-24 21:25:30 · answer #8 · answered by tiedtoarainbow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
almost looks alive
2007-07-25 00:07:46 · answer #9 · answered by Arraya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they were the bomb in the bedroom
2007-07-24 21:27:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋