2007-07-24 11:56:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
“The Pope Drives”
The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, ''You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?''
The driver is understandably hesistant and says, ''I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that.''
But the pope persists, ''Please?''
The driver finally lets up. ''Oh, all right, I can't really say no to the pope.''
So the pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the pope to roll down the window. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.
Cop: ''Chief, I have a problem.''
Chief: ''What sort of problem?''
Cop: ''Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it's someone really important.''
Chief: ''Important like the mayor?''
Cop: ''No, no, much more important than that.''
Chief: ''Important like the governor?''
Cop: ''Wayyyyyy more important than that.''
Chief: ''Like the president?''
Cop: ''More.''
Chief: ''Who's more important than the president?''
Cop: ''I don't know, but he's got the pope DRIVING for him!''
2007-07-24 12:01:58 · answer #1 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and he goes from the holy throne to the porcelain throne.
2007-07-24 19:01:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe that was actually pretty funny
2007-07-24 18:59:54 · answer #3 · answered by tblightng 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
2007-07-24 19:00:43 · answer #4 · answered by Nora G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! yes I guess it would beâ¥j
2007-07-24 19:00:28 · answer #5 · answered by *queenfairy1*Antioch California 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol probably.
2007-07-24 19:00:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no you did'nt!
2007-07-24 18:59:46 · answer #7 · answered by Mo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, same **** different ***.
2007-07-24 19:03:07 · answer #8 · answered by Nico 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or is it a "Papal Poop"?
Either way, it made me chuckle!!!! Thanks!!!!
2007-07-24 19:00:50 · answer #9 · answered by jam961 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋