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(in disguise of course.. he's now a crocheting 65 yr-old grandma)

what would you do?

2007-07-24 11:25:50 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

33 answers

If I found out definitively that it was Osama, I would kill him immediatly and deliver his body to authorities and collect the 25 million dollar reward. I don't care what he is diguised as. I would take 3 million and use it for our families in whatever ways we deem most help. I would use the rest to develop and produce the ultimate hybrid prototype. I figure if im gonna get that much cash, I should use it to help solve our oil dependency and help us to be more independent of the middle east. And hopefully we would eventually make a profit doing it (-;

2007-07-24 14:38:39 · answer #1 · answered by Magic Mouse 6 · 2 0

"Hello ... FBI?
I think Bin Laden is my next door neighbor!!
Yes, I know I said that about the last 10 neighbors ... but this time I'm serious!!
No!! Don't put me on hold!! He's next door knitting doilies of mass destruction!!
*click*
Hello? HELLO!?"

2007-07-24 21:59:48 · answer #2 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 2 0

I'd invite him over for some wine and cheese. And then I'd tie him down, shave off his beard, then give him a makeover, dress him in NORMAL clothes, than call the cops and get my $1 million dollar reward. :D

2007-07-24 11:29:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Bake him some exlax laced cookies, then apprehend him for the reward. I'd then use it to establish a fund for fallen soldiers and their families.

2007-07-24 11:29:25 · answer #4 · answered by Tikled_Ivory 6 · 1 0

I'd look him the eye and smile

I'd invite him over for tea to my cave and ask him why he hates america so much and where the heck he's been!!
Because we were going to smoke him dead or alive.

2007-07-24 11:29:21 · answer #5 · answered by kelly e 7 · 1 0

I'd write out my will... arrange my funeral... n tell my family and relatives to do the same...
Then I'd spend whatever money I have... on bulletproofing and explosive-proofing my house n all... so I wouldn't go up in smokes! ... cz u'd need a body to put in the casket! :D ... after all... I already paid for it!

2007-07-24 17:17:00 · answer #6 · answered by Samantha 6 · 2 0

Invite him over for dinner and serve him pork in disguise.

2007-07-24 11:28:15 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 4 0

I'd turn him in for the 100 million price tag they have on his head.

2007-07-24 11:28:56 · answer #8 · answered by Nico 7 · 1 0

Run far away and hide in a distant cave in Afghanistan.

2007-07-24 11:28:01 · answer #9 · answered by KatGuy 7 · 2 0

Who cares about the FBI? My shotgun will do all the talking.

2007-07-24 11:38:16 · answer #10 · answered by Buddy Hodor 7 · 2 0

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