Suppose you saw a lizzard on your wall late one night, and you are trying to hit it with a broom,?

Question

you only heard it says please dont kill me, what would you do?

Answer 1

Buy insurance from him?

Answer 2

I wouldn't try to hit him with a broom to begin with, just grab him and put him outside, but then would be freaked out of a talking lizard

Answer 3

Killing animals is cruel. Unless it was venomous I'd try to catch it and let it back outside. My nature and my religion teaches me to respect nature. That lizard is my Family, in all respects. We are all equal.

Though I would question whether or not I was back on drugs if I saw a talking lizard on my wall. o_O

Answer 4

I would never raise a broom to a sweet little lizard. I'd catch him and let him go outside:)

Answer 5

Definitely kill it! It's trying to save you $$ on your car insurance! Kill it. Spray it with Raid, empty the entire can on that miserable Geiko Lizard

Answer 6

First, I would save it's life. Second, I would immediately
contact Gieco that I had a Real talking lizard.

Answer 7

I'd try to catch him and let him outside. I would never kill a living creature... except spiders but that's a phobia.

Answer 8

Toss a towel over him then take him outside and let him go.

Answer 9

i would say if he jumped into my box (if i have one) i wouldn't kill it. then i'd become rich by showing him off and force him to talk unless he wanted to die....and then i'd share the money with him...but since he is tiny, his portion would be tiny.

Answer 10

I would pick it up, take it outside and wish it happy journeys