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I will come out of the house batting my lashes & a friendly smie on my face..then I will walk up to you..ask you how you are doing sir....& I will take the hand you used to steal my flowers & twist it around your head & then kick you in the knee...

2007-07-24 10:53:22 · answer #1 · answered by × 7 · 3 2

I'd say you were crazy for stealing imaginary flowers cause I don't have flowers on my front lawn...lol

2007-07-24 17:52:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I would ask you what you needed them for.

If you said you wanted them for your mother, I would give you some pretty tissue paper to wrap them in.

If you said that you didn't know, or had no reason, I would turn on the garden hose and chase you with it! LOL

Enjoy your day!

2007-07-24 18:16:58 · answer #3 · answered by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 · 3 0

Tell you the lawn mower is in the garage, and it's your turn to mow!

2007-07-24 17:54:36 · answer #4 · answered by deb 7 · 2 0

The question isn't what I can do, because the law in my state says that I can shoot you to "protect my property."
The real question should be: "How much damage can your thieving body take from my shotgun at close range?"

2007-07-24 17:56:45 · answer #5 · answered by idplmali 4 · 2 0

Daytime-ask what you were doing.
Nighttime-totally freak out and call the police.

2007-07-24 17:51:41 · answer #6 · answered by SweetAsHoney 2 · 3 0

id hit u with the hose

2007-07-24 17:59:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

scream at u and if u still dont go ill go beat u up

2007-07-24 17:52:20 · answer #8 · answered by $ I~♥~ELMO $ 5 · 2 0

I would yell at you and tell you to get lost.

2007-07-24 17:53:54 · answer #9 · answered by tonsOFbUbblEs12 2 · 2 0

Give you my blessings. Go with God.

2007-07-24 17:51:46 · answer #10 · answered by sarge 6 · 2 0

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