Here are some thoughts about slogans conservatives should have on their bumper stickers: What do you think?

Question

For the war in Iraq:....
Never fight a battle you don't have to win. But if you have to win, never quit, never surrender.

For immigration.....
Se Habla Anglais

For government spending.....
The only people the federal government should be sending checks to, are people who work for the federal government.

For abortion.....
Abortion is murder. If you don't believe me, ask the baby.

Answer 1

I like it, but try putting it on your car and let me know the reaction.

Answer 2

For socialism -

Screw the poor, I'm off to Abecrombie

For universal healthcare -

Poor people clutter up the place. They deserve to die.

For the war in Iraq -

Do you like driving your humvee? Then shut up and support the oil war.

For environmentalism -

We have a ski lodge in the mountains of Austria, why should I care about rising sea levels?

Hmm, they're not very snappy - but oh so very true.

Answer 3

Iraq: "Of course Iraq is not Vietnam. In Vietnam, Bush did whatever he could to stay out. In Iraq, he does whatever he can to stay in."

Immigration: "If your policy was in place 200 years ago, you'd be in 'socialist' Europe today."

Government Spending: "Want smaller government? Move to a smaller country!"

Abortion: "You chose to be pro-life. No one had the right to make that choice for you. And you don't have the right to make that choice for anyone else."

Answer 4

How about these:

"Promote healthcare for the nation,
Lobotomize a conservative"

"When Saudi Arabians attack your country, blame Saddam and bomb Iraqis"

"For real conservatives, there are no fears or threats large enough that you shouldn't use to help you win elections"

"It's the oil stupid. Oh wait, you're not supposed to know that"

Answer 5

the iraq one is on key and the abortion ones is freaking hilarious. the government spending is ok but the feds still have to pay haliburton.

Answer 6

Other ideas:

Terrorists:
You gotta become one to fight one!

Gays:
We are too, but we bash the ones OUT of the closet.

Honesty:
Hey, its doesnt pay us so why bother?

Answer 7

um ok, this seems fun

Vote Democrat
Its cool everyone in Hollywood is doing, I think Lindsey Lohan might be one too, she's cool

Hillary 08
The ***** is Back

Obama 08
Hey my name is fun to say

Democrats 08
We'll tax the rich....then you but hey we got them first right, right?

Answer 8

Are these suppose to be funny??? Maybe that's the problem with liberal democrats, they have no sense of humor.

Answer 9

Sounds about right. how about;

" If you support same sex marriage, You ought to be married to someone of the same sex"

Answer 10

I think their good. Nice job!