Here's my favorites.....
Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child, that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and take this from a pervert!"
and...
Peter: Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special, I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More like....like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happened to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.
Brian: Do you listen to yourself when you talk?
Peter: I drift in and out.
2007-07-24 09:33:30 · 5 answers · asked by Kraziegurl79 ist ein Rock Star 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Either this:
peter: Stewie, me and your mom got you something
stewie: Oh. let me guess. it's a colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until, SURPRISE, a jack pops out, and you laugh, and the kids laugh, and the dog laughs, and I die a little bit inside....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb24uR2qboU
2007-07-25 12:17:21 · answer #1 · answered by kstormy90 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peter Griffin: You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.
2007-07-24 13:31:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is my favorite peter says and somewhere scot baio is having sex with some women he does not care about very funny and very true
2007-07-24 11:33:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stewie: "That, oh thats just my package, god delivered it, I signed for it, world keeps spinning ya know" f'n hilarious!
2007-07-24 09:42:39 · answer #4 · answered by jpnkc74 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's a good one but this is one of my favorites..
'I'm just a prom night dumpster baby'
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vealgk6ER50
2007-07-24 11:25:57 · answer #5 · answered by Harren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋