What do i say to rude people who like to point out my lack of breast?

Question

ok i've dealt with the fact that i'm not getting any chest anytime soon and i'm fine with my A cup, but it seems some people like to point it out and be funny about it as if i should feel bad, when i'm really happy with myself. what should i say back to them to let them know what they just said was stupid. and how can i make them feel dumb about what they just said in a repectful way when people go "you dont have any breasts, or youre flat

Answer 1

tell them "more than a mouthful is wasted"

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Answer 2

Tell them that you are like Joan Rivers - one of the few people known to science who have 2 backs.

Since people will comment you might as well make light of it. That could make them stop.

There is a comeback you could use but only if the situation really calls for it. Look the person right in the face and say "Don't worry about my boobs. I know where they are - I am looking right at them".

Answer 3

Those people don't deserve any recognition. Don't do a thing. If you are happy with what you have, then it does not matter what they think. If you try to make them feel stupid or dumb, that just puts you on the same level as them.

Answer 4

If you are happy with yourself then it should not matter what they say. I'd say try and come back with some remark about something about them, their eyes, moles etc but that would just bring you down to their level.

Maybe say something like "and what business is it of yours might I ask?", "unlike you, I am quite happy with the way I look", "since when does intelligence have anything to do with breast size", "since when is breast size a prerequisite for anything".

Answer 5

Tell them you were a double D and had reduction to flat and you love it or pick out something about them you don't like and give it right back to them. People this stupid will only understand when you put it back on them.

Answer 6

If its a rude man that you KNOW... ask him (in raised voice) how that penile implant is workin' out.

If its a rude man that you DONT KNOW... ask him (in a raised voice as if you knew him) how that penile implant is workin' out.

. and if a woman should ever be rude enough to say something about your breast size you can tell her you like being able to wear anything the designers create... unlike some women (look pointedly at her chest)...... who cant... (and smile sympathetically)

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Answer 7

I don't have much of a chest either. So, depending on my mood I would say different things to make them shut-up. I usually say," but, I'm cute! That's all I need!" or "I got all this (my booty) and I'm cute, I can't have EVERYTHING!" and once I told a girl ( I was in a bad mood) that said I needed one of those water bras that she needed a girdle (she was heavy). She didn't say it to me again!

Answer 8

This is not respectful but neither are those that say what they say to you, so I would say,yeah I know,but at least I can alter them if I ever wanted to,but there's not alot you can do with your face is there lol.

Answer 9

Are you in Junior High or High School? Ignore them. They just are trying to get to you. If you ignore them they have no power over you and will, eventually, stop

Answer 10

you could say something snappy back , like "you dont have a brain", but i guess thats not too respectful. but why should you have to be respectful when they arent? maybe they need a bit of a shock for the message to sink in?

Answer 11

Look sad and say, "I guess you did not hear about my medical contition? Man you really bummed me out I don't feel like talking now. I have to go find my quiet place."

Make them feel terrible for saying something toyou!