you know has said or done to make you laugh?
my 3 year old sons trousers fell down in the middle of blockbusters cos he squeezed 15 toy cars in his pockets lol
2007-07-24 09:17:26 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hi!
I love your story!!
When my daughter was about three, she came into the kitchen where I was making tea.
She said 'Daddy won't let me watch my video'.
So I said to her 'Oh, he's a bad silly boy, go and tell him I'm going to come in a sort him out'.
She toddled down the hall with me in close tow - although she didn't realise I was behind her.
I was just about to walk into the lounge when I saw her put one hand on her hip and with the other hand she pointed her finger at her Dad and said in the most vociferous voice ....
'You're a BASTARD and Mummy's going to come in and sort you out'. !!!!
I just turned heel and ran back into the kitchen and put my head in a cupboard laughing uncontrollably!!
After about five minutes I'd resumed self control and went into the lounge to see how hubby was!
It's one of the stories the kids all love us to tell them over and over again!!
Kids are great, aren't they?
2007-07-24 09:31:54 · answer #1 · answered by Moofie's Mom 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
This would really embarrass my pre-teen son, but when hubby and myself were dating, we had a day out at the sea-side. When we got there, the B/F (as hubby was then), and son who was about 3or 4 needed the loo. B/F took son into the Gent's, son used the loo, B/F used the urinal, son took one at B/f and yelled: "You've got a bush!" meaning his pubic hair. There was another bloke using the facilities at the time!
2007-07-24 19:22:27 · answer #2 · answered by xenonvalkyrie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 3yr old daughter asked a really small petite shop assistant in Adams why she had a small head. She comes out with some corkers and seems to instinctively know how to completely embarrass me.
Ooh, another one, just tonight. She got ready for bed and wanted to go downstairs and watch the end of In the Night Garden. She wanted me to bring some knickers down for her. Because of the way she said it, I made a joke about me putting them on and she said "they won't fit you, mummy, your bottoms too big". NO NEED!!!
2007-07-24 09:22:45 · answer #3 · answered by Rachael H 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was very talkative as a child, and I asked a lot of questions. I remember, asking someone a question, and they replied with: "Why do you ask so many questions?" I told them: "I've only been on this planet for 5 years, there's a lot of stuff that I don't know." :P
2016-05-17 11:50:13 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a home day care and we had a new little baby girl adopted from China. She was the youngest of all the children and they loved her very much.. One day, a five year old girl said to me "I can't wait for her to learn to talk, I've never heard Chinese before"! That was ten years ago, and it still makes me laugh.
2007-07-24 09:26:34 · answer #5 · answered by dENISE D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A friends daughter when aged about three was shopping with her grandmother and let fly with some very ripe, colourful metaphors and phrases.
Aghast the grandmother where ever did you here them?
Reply from the child, so all could hear, "From you grandma!"
2007-07-24 09:39:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I sometimes call my three year old niece a "hoodlum". Last year, I had her with me and I was going to introduce her to this very prim and proper lady that knows me. Haylee (my niece) sticks her right hand out to shake the lady's hand and says, "Hi! I'm Haylee! I'm a hoodlum!"
I died laughing right then and there. Haylee and I have a lot of fun together despite the 27 year age difference!
2007-07-24 09:26:00 · answer #7 · answered by Rachel 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My mother was visiting my nephew in NY, this past May. I believe my mother was getting dressed. So my Nephew walks in and sees her stomach. He asked her,
GRANDMA WHY DO YOU HAVE A BUTT IN THE FRONT?
( My mother has had 2 pregnancies, and both births end up with a c-section. Back in the days for c-sections they would cut from side to side or up & down. Now it by bikini cut. And also my mother isn't skinny. So her stomach DOES LOOK LIKE A BUTT!!!)....LOL
2007-07-24 09:27:12 · answer #8 · answered by ~♥ Hazey Pazey ♥~ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
When I was 7, my little brother (4 at the time) called the police because I wouldn't let him watch Disney's Robin Hood!
lol :)
2007-07-24 09:50:10 · answer #9 · answered by Pipsqueak 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My son stripped naked in a Church. A few weeks later he pulled his trousers and pants down in front of a passing doctor in a hospital corridor. It was just a phase! He was three at the time.
2007-07-24 09:21:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋