Aries: I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
Taurus: I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Gemini: Do you have any overdue library books? 'Cause you've got the word "fine" written all over.
Cancer: Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.
Leo: Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
Virgo: Baby, you must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet.
Libra: If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever.
Scorpio: Your place or mine?
Sagittarius: Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?
Capricorn: Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Aquarius: You're hot. You must be the reason for global warming.
Pisces: Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
2007-07-24 09:10:12 · 23 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Horoscopes
Lol, alright that was funny.
2007-07-24 09:18:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you are wrong about leo. a leo would come up to you & say something very flattering about you, after of course having had a little bit of conversation with you. now as for the pisces yea that does seem to be correct. my pisces is always telling me the most beautiful things.
2007-07-24 16:26:58 · answer #2 · answered by the1lioness1queen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever. I would change a couple things though. Capricorn: Would you like to get together and go over financial records? Sag: Hey would you like to go Bungee jumping, no sky diving, no wait white water rafting, never mind I'm going to talk to that person over there.... Pisces: Buy me a drink?
2007-07-24 16:16:03 · answer #3 · answered by JaguarWoman 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Way to go...i am Pisces and yes we love people who are beautiful on the inside!
2007-07-24 16:18:12 · answer #4 · answered by Peyton 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good ones! Did you make them up on your own??? They are very good! I love running through sprinklers when i'm hot......
2007-07-24 16:49:52 · answer #5 · answered by Sexxiii 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scorpio's aren't all that arrogant! The rest were really funny.
2007-07-24 19:14:38 · answer #6 · answered by Fusion 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweetness is my weakness.. no really
but the funniest one is baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
2007-07-24 16:49:51 · answer #7 · answered by venusian ℓove ♡ 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Leo: Should read Is it hot in here, or is it just me burning the lettuce, again, or is using too many chilli's?
2007-07-24 16:23:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
2007-07-24 21:33:45 · answer #9 · answered by #1 Girl -She's Bittersweet- 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awww that is so cute, its funny and adorable all at the same time
2007-07-24 16:25:41 · answer #10 · answered by Sis-Michelle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
i love running thru sprinklers
2007-07-24 16:31:33 · answer #11 · answered by Sarah A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋