One of my mates had to detain a man who had cut his arm and was wearing a colostomy bag (which was full!) He wouldn't come quitely and my mate got covered in the big three (P,S and B)
He wasn't happy but we found it hilarious..
2007-07-24 08:37:47
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answered by Bertie 4
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The mess caused by a baby with a bad tum all over my hands and down my trousers and shirt
I think the colostomy story wins though
2007-07-24 09:03:38
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answered by Scouse 7
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years ago i was in the army.As a cook.One day i was in the field cooking as you do in the army.Anyway night came along and i needed a number 2.So i took a spade and went to dig a hole.But i was smart i got two large bricks and a plank of wood and made a seat.this was in the dark.So i done a Poo and went to clean up.The plank broke and my rear end landed in the hole.I was coverd all up my back in Muck Poo and wee.Oops X Cindy
2007-07-24 10:09:59
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answered by naughtysissycindy 6
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Rank fish guts with baby sh1t taking a close second.
2007-07-24 09:07:17
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answered by Anonymous
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Seagull s**t, recently, in Whitby and from a great height. Gross and I still feel traumatised!
2007-07-24 08:37:40
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answered by Cherrypicker 7
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A full commode
;-)
2007-07-24 08:36:42
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answered by Anonymous
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Shity nappy water.
2007-07-24 08:52:57
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answer #7
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answered by barbara c 4
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mud
2007-07-24 08:36:23
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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barf
2007-07-24 08:37:53
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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piss
2007-07-24 08:37:30
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answer #10
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answered by ♥Stranger in the World♥ 4
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