Did you know that toilets flush different in the South?

Question

In the North they flush clockwise and in the South they flush straight into the hole in the outhouse floor

and cue the angry southerners.

Answer 1

Honey, I'll get angry right after I stop laughing....

Answer 2

Hey tough guy---I've ALWAYS lived in the NORTH ----New York in fact, and when we were kids WE HAD AN OUTHOUSE and not a toilet until I was about 9 years old and then we still had the outhouse but it got a FLUSH TOILET in it... The south gets picked on enough----and too bad because MOST OF IT (just like the north) is VERY BEAUTIFUL with really nice people... oh and there is NOTHING wrong with a good old fashioned OUTHOUSE either----(except maybe for when it's about 95 degrees or more in the middle of August)....!!!! But even THAT would be a nicer smell then having to deal with a prejudicial DONKEY

Answer 3

I can't wait to sell the country house in Vermont and buy out some land in Carolina, and vote in a liberal senator.

I'll be flying down on Carpetbagger Airlines to study the indigenous outhouse phenomenon

Answer 4

They flush differently on the other side of the equator.

Answer 5

ah, another southern joke....i guess that's why yankees come here in droves then for out houses.

i like it when they come here, selling their 800 sq. ft hovels to purchase a half million dollar home and then act like they are kings of the hill....carpetbaggers, the invasion never ends.

Answer 6

Our Outhouses dont have handles, silly. They plop, not flush

Answer 7

no they don't. They only flush differently over seas.

Answer 8

Huh? No, not really. I live in the south and leads right into the **** pipe. This ? is shitty.

Answer 9

Yes.

Answer 10

I always love a total jackass who relies on stereotypes for poor attempts at comedy.