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1. Lonely Days, Lonely Nights
2. If My Heart Had Windows
3. Lonely Side of Love
4. I'm That Kind of Girl
5. Hurt Me Bad (In a Real Good Way)
6. Jealous Bone
Have fun. Be creative. I'll read about it later. :-)

2007-07-24 07:28:06 · 3 answers · asked by Char 7 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

3 answers

Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876

Doc Adams to a distraught Miss Kitty......"Kitty, you simply MUST accept reality. Matt has left you for Sunshine and that's that ! Deal with it......... Don't turn into the town drunk."
Kitty:" Maybe I'm (4) I'm That Kind of Girl Doc; The kind that needs booze to numb the pain.(2) If My Heart Had Windows and my brain had a door, every (6) Jealous Bone I possess would come flying out!!"
Doc:"I'm not quite sure you grasp the anatomy of the human body, my dear."
Kitty glared at him and took another swig of her ever present bottle of Randy Scouse Git Rotgut.
Kitty:"Well grasp THIS!!! I'm livin' on the (3) Lonely Side of Love and it stinks out loud! I could scream! In fact I think I will!!"
Kitty let out a blood curdling shreik.
Doc dropped his stetoscope and soiled his pants. He excused himself as he beat a hasty retreat.

Kitty decided to confront Matt. She gargled with her most expensive perfume, STRAIGHT from Buffalo,New York, put on her make up in a meticulous manner and staggered down the back staircase. On her way, she encountered Festus. She looked him straight in the eye. He was so horrified he screamed like a child. In his effort to get away , he ran smack dab into Doc who was trying to get back to his office and change his trousers. The two of them fell to the ground!
Kitty:" You know , things like this make my (1) Lonely Days, and Lonely Nights alot more fun!!" She walked off laughing like a banchee.

When she got to Matt's office, she peeked through the window.
Kitty, to herself:"There he sits; All stodgey and serious. It's time to liven things up. Oh Matt.....I want you to (5) Hurt Me Bad (In a Real Good Way)."
She took a long gulp from her bottle of booze and kicked open the door to his office......................
"HEE HAW STUD MUFFIN !!! " Matt threw the papers he was reading in the air and fell backwards in his chair!!!!
Kitty:"What the hell's wrong with everyone tonight??!"
She saw her reflection in the mirror....."Hmmmmm. Maybe I put on a little too much lipstick."
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2007-07-24 07:43:23 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 6 0

When you left you "hurt me bad". "If my heart had windows" you would see that I'm on the "lonely side of love". I'm lonely all the time "lonely days, and lonely nights". I don't have a "jealous bone" in my body I guess "I'm that kind of girl".

2007-07-24 07:35:52 · answer #2 · answered by qwerty 4 · 1 0

is this your assignment? or do you wanted to create songs.
some of this Titles, you can write it on a ground like, How you feel for someone or how you express yourself towards someone.
others you can use your imagination to write about.

2007-07-24 14:52:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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