Can one ask God to make one's penis bigger?

Question

My penis is not that small but I would like to make it bigger, and I know that nothing really works, so I thought about praying and asking God, I don't think this is a bad thing to ask, is it?

I am Christian.

Answer 1

Give it a shot. Just be CAREFUL how you ask. Like, don't say, "God, make my penis touch the floor." 'Cause I'm betting God has a sense of humor and he'll make your legs fall off.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

When people found out they could pray for this, there was an immediate prayer traffic jam. Currently there's a 476-year backlog on penis prayers, so God won't be able to get to this during our lifetime. It's unfortunate. Ok seriously =) If you believe that God has a plan for you, then everything you are and have is part of that plan. Your mate will love you and your penis exactly as they are. If you're going to pray, what about asking for clarity to see what you are supposed to do with your life? Or for the courage to tell the truth when it matters and the intellectual fortitude to be a success in business? Or for the physical prowess to be a star athlete? It would be pretty depressing for God to give you an enormous member and then no idea what do to with your life. You never heard a CEO or sports legend attribute their success to being well-endowed. People respond to confidence, honesty, leadership and integrity. Getting a bigger dong won't give you any of those qualities. And having an average piece won't keep you from having a fulfilling sex life. Although the war rages on about whether size matters, I can testify that a modest endowment hasn't hurt my life in the least. Paying close attention to body language and figuring out what makes your lovers squeak is worth 10 times more than wandering around with a fat johnson.

Answer 4

It's not bad to ask God for anything really. God answers all prayers... the answer just isn't yes all the time. I'm telling you, He will say no. It's not that he thinks it's funny to torture you, He knows that you are perfect the way you are and no matter what size your penis is, you'll find a woman who will love every single inch of it.

Answer 5

.....Bigger Penis? Ok I'll tell you one of the very many things that women love more than a big penis. It's called "Confidence." THAT'S IT! CHICKS LOVE IT! Trust me! My penis isn't big at all! I'm about 6" inches right on the dot but you know what? I don't care! I don't have abs, and I have a little bit of the man boobs going on, but I don't care! Because I take pride in what I do have! And it shows! Try it...it works way better then a larger willy wanker.

Answer 6

Penis Prayer

Answer 7

No you can`t. Be happy with what you have. A girl that wants a man with an abnormally huge penis doesn't really love you. You can go to get a penis enlargement though

Answer 8

You can ask anything you want, but remember that God most often says, "No." Besides, if He thought you needed a bigger penis for some reason (I can't imagine why), He would have given you one. Be grateful that you have one that works, OK? It could always be worse.

Answer 9

You can ask Him for whatever you want.

However, I'm inclined to believe that the only miracle you'll discover in your pants in the morning is a morning wood.

God has given you your body as it is. I don't think he'd be willing to install an aftermarket accessory for you.

Answer 10

Well if those prayers were actually answered there would be a lot of men around with very big penises that's for sure. I think maybe god might be preoccupied with stuff like global warming and starving kids in Africa to be too worried by the size of your willy.