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2007-07-24 04:34:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics Alternative Paranormal Phenomena

ZOMBIES RULE AND LOVE TURTLES. AND YES I AM JACKED UP ON ZOMBIES

2007-07-24 05:25:40 · update #1

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Yessss....that clip is definitive proof. It is so convincing.

2007-07-25 02:31:17 · answer #1 · answered by Sandy G 6 · 1 0

There are actual recent accounts, no joke.

There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

Mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days but, after death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

2007-07-25 15:15:47 · answer #2 · answered by Father Ted 5 · 0 1

I love zombies!

What I don't get is why people these days are so eager to believe in angels but no one believes in zombies or vampires. Personally, I think those are much cooler than angels.

2007-07-24 11:38:00 · answer #3 · answered by mikeburns55 5 · 2 1

What letters of the alphabet come after the letters GTG?

The first one who guesses wins a special prize selected just for you!

2007-07-24 18:26:57 · answer #4 · answered by Miley 2 · 1 1

I was a skeptic, but I'm convinced. It would explain J.Z. Knight.

2007-07-25 16:13:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No are you a crazy old man

2007-07-26 14:58:14 · answer #6 · answered by wolfey 1 · 0 0

Jesus Christ was/is a zombie. Think about it.

LOL

2007-07-24 15:58:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Huh.

2007-07-24 20:22:25 · answer #8 · answered by Malachi 4 · 1 0

Awesome, i'm on buzz

2007-07-25 00:02:17 · answer #9 · answered by malaysniper 2 · 0 0

You are so jacked up..

2007-07-24 11:36:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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