some time ago i made fun of my mom when she was cleaning up. she was bending down and her thong was sticking out of her pants. i took a pic with my cell phone as a piece of evidence....
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/1306/78af9.jpg
i said she had a fat butt or something (not very nice, i know)....she turned around, smiled at me, and then she took a full bottle of dish soap (!) and SMASHED it full force into my balls. it honestly felt like she crushed my nuts. i went down to my knees and couldn't stop moaning from the pain. my testicles were aching so much that i could feel them pounding....and my mom was laughing in tears. she found it funny like hell. and later she said to me something like "sorry honey, but i always wanted to smack a guy in the nut"....so i know it was her intention to get me there.
do you think my mom's a funny person for a 46 year old woman? or is it right for me to feel embarrassed by the whole thing?....let alone my aching testicles....
2007-07-24 03:48:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
That was hilarious. I am still laughing.
Oh have your mom call me.
2007-07-24 03:54:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sweetie you need some help. You've been asking this same question for 2 months. In one of your previous questions you mentioned being turned on by thongs. In others you comment on the way your mother dresses and ask others if it's ok - you even post pictures of her.
Why do you keep asking the same thing?
2007-07-24 10:59:08 · answer #2 · answered by ilufthemountains 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd be more worried about what she is going to do to you once she discovers that you have posted a pic of her butt all over the net. I bet a brick hitting your junk is gonna hurt a whole lot more.
2007-07-24 11:00:27 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Instantkarma♥♫ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dude your a prevert, who would take a picture of their mothers thong?!?!?! thats messed up.
2007-07-24 11:22:26 · answer #4 · answered by ggg0o0ddd 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋