just for laughs (we all could use some of that) can you answer these questions?
2) Can a stupid person be a "smart as$"?
3)What is the speed of "dark"?
4)What kind of fruit is in :Juicy Fruit" gum?
5)Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat"?
2007-07-24 03:08:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1. Hitler's room.
2.Yes, but it would be an oxymoron in that case.
3. I'll tell you when they turn the lights on so I can read the speedometer.
4. None.
5. I don't know, but chickens don't have "butts" - they have "cloacas", like all birds do.
2007-07-24 03:12:49 · answer #1 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you're in hell and you're mad at somebody, where do you tell them to go?
Up their own as$.
2) Can a stupid person be a "smart as$"?
No, they are a dumb as$.
3)What is the speed of "dark"?
-7mph.
4)What kind of fruit is in :Juicy Fruit" gum?
Juicy Berries.
5)Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat"?
George Washington.
2007-07-24 03:12:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walk a mile.
A stupid person can't really be a smart ***.
There's a speed of dark?
Juicy Fruit probably has juicy fruits inside.
Not me.
2007-07-24 03:10:24 · answer #3 · answered by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1- tell them to go to heaven, so they wont be around you.
2- yes, because being a smart as$ just means making a gay/not funny remark. so actually they are quite good at it!
3- just a bit slower than the speed of light, maybe around 34 miles per second
4- watermelon, kiwi, avacados, grapes and bananas
5- Actually it was Herman Edwards on his farm in Iowa, i think in the year 1756...but im not positive, it might be 1757
2007-07-24 03:15:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him to say in hell while u take a walk in heaven for a change .
yes because he is stupid enough to think that way
infinite
I guess eve was the first person
2007-07-24 03:16:23 · answer #5 · answered by jasmine g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who was the person who decided to squeeze a cow and drink whatever came out?
2007-07-24 03:11:14 · answer #6 · answered by Her Majesty 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i dont know where to tell them to go!
no, dumb as$
dark
the juicy kind
your mom, no, j/k, i dont know, a farmer?!
2007-07-24 03:19:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to alabama
yes look at the president
darkness
pineapple and kiwi
pochontas
2007-07-24 03:13:12 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. Man 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Stay right here!"
2007-07-24 03:11:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋