Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
When you go into court, you are putting yourself In the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
2007-07-24 01:52:54 · 15 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Wow, have you been reading Proverbs?
2007-07-24 06:28:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just love teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer! very funny! lol
2007-07-24 02:19:28 · answer #2 · answered by sunshinembf 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked those so well that I starred you first, then saved the "question" on a Word page, to my documents file.
I am going to enjoy sending it to my friends and family.
2007-07-24 04:15:06 · answer #3 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For God sake Calamity I've litterally 'p***ed' my self laughing
Especially the third one!
Glad you arrived home safe, thoughts with you!
Honest, not kidding about 'Paddy' joke or these!
2007-07-24 02:42:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is SO true!!!! (I asked a question about great examples of Murphy's Law a couple of weeks ago!)
2007-07-24 01:59:02 · answer #5 · answered by Kraziegurl79 ist ein Rock Star 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard them before but they're still funny...and a star for you!
2007-07-24 01:56:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, another tasty morsel for me to digest from you.
2007-07-24 02:01:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thansk for the giggle!! x
2007-07-24 03:19:46 · answer #8 · answered by Chav Princess 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just like old times, you come out with a cracker and l spend hours trying to provide a good answer.
glad you got home ok
will you forgive me please?
2007-07-24 02:19:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best question is not always a question. Thank you!
2007-07-24 05:10:34 · answer #10 · answered by autumnleaves 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋