Star if you liked it
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in
the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
2007-07-24 00:50:18 · 31 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Haha that is funny...where did you find it?
2007-07-24 00:53:11 · answer #1 · answered by gripz2010 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didnt Craig Charles write that one? (Dave Lister, Red Dwarf for those who dont know him) I saw it on Sick Bag.
2007-07-24 00:55:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol yea hehe that was funny u earned a star my friend
2007-07-31 16:22:14 · answer #3 · answered by HEARTLESS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2007-07-31 10:06:12 · answer #4 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yes
2007-07-31 15:42:58 · answer #5 · answered by Joe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. Not great. At least yer trying.
2007-07-31 20:22:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL this made me smile. That was a pretty good one!
2007-07-31 17:56:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it was funny...ha dunk hobos on swings funny
2007-07-31 15:40:10 · answer #8 · answered by cowsmoo10 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like something I would have done!!
2007-07-31 20:13:43 · answer #9 · answered by Slacker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a good one it is funny i like it
2007-07-31 15:42:57 · answer #10 · answered by ♥angel_cream22♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-30 14:44:02 · answer #11 · answered by pretty granny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋