2007-07-24 00:33:48 · 37 answers · asked by Chav Princess 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OK firstly... you must master the art of "silent but deadly"... you may think this is a term to describe something that men do just before they hold your head under the duvet but you would be wrong...... this is an ancient term seldom spoken in public by the deadly assassin, make sure that you learn other important phrases such as " the eagle has landed", "red fox red fox" and of course the obligatory "i shall say zis only once".....
next you must master the tools of your trade.... not just the obvious and easy to spot big guns... oh no, you need stealth... try knitting needles, thermos flasks and of course a tin opener... a real master assassin can make anything a deadly weapon of mass destruction......
next and yes I'm afraid we have to talk about it.... that's right sex, all female assassins must use the art of "sex" to their advantage, they can wriggle out of a silk scarf or a handcuff situation in a nanosecond.... they can both seduce the most hardened of targets and they can make the most seducing targets hard... sex will be your deadliest weapon female assassin learn it well and you will not fail.........
2007-07-24 02:15:49 · answer #1 · answered by Sharky Vl 5 · 8⤊ 1⤋
I think assassins are picked and trained by other assassins, and were prob in the SAS or something. I really don't know what I'm talking about..
2007-07-24 00:38:29 · answer #2 · answered by Me 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get Married
2007-07-24 00:36:27 · answer #3 · answered by Smurf 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Work on methods of assasinations first and let the word kinda flow out in the right circles of people that one is a trained killer if they need an expert as long as one doesn't feel fear of taking life one should do fine.
2007-07-24 00:48:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
email me at Wannabeanassassin butdontknowwheretostart @secretassassin.com and i'll give you all the info you need.
i've been an assassin for years.
not that you'll have heard about me though(cos i'm good)
2007-07-24 00:59:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Watch all the posts at AskANinja.com, of course! I'm sure he's mentioned the training a few times.
2007-07-24 00:36:19 · answer #6 · answered by cuddles_gb 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shoot ones Self. If self live's, switch professions. Then become a frackin florist.
2007-07-24 00:37:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ah this is a good one.
Ring up MI-6 and apply.
Or go SAS.
Or Work for Medellin.
Lots of ways.
2007-07-24 00:39:29 · answer #8 · answered by A Military Veteran 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
àss - àss - In. There is a bigoted joke there somewhere struggling to come out of the closet !!
lol
xxx
2007-07-24 01:42:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Contact your local law enforcement agency they will give you the proper guidance.
2007-07-24 00:40:11 · answer #10 · answered by Stephen J 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋