Yesterday i was out shopping and i saw a middle eastern securty guard, he seemed fine but i heard him mutter something suspicious! ....... two hours later i couldnt handle it anymore and i ran back to him and hung him over a balcony by his ankles and i shouted ''WHERE IS HE?''
...... ''ah nooo oohh, where is who?'' he said
''WHERE IS O-S-A-M-A''
It turned out he was just a regular guy! And now i have a court date for rascist hate crimes. In my opinion i was looking out for national security? Was i wrong to protect my country?
2007-07-23 22:06:48 · 31 answers · asked by Sir Emotional Beast!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
im not rascist, i just think the persona of a typical extreme idiot like this is funny!
sorry if i offended anyone
2007-07-23 22:18:14 · update #1
I think im doing the community a service here, i actually highlight important issues by using extreme senarios, and also showing the funny side. I am a good man.
2007-07-23 22:24:35 · update #2
You should run for president.
2007-07-23 22:09:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Haven't you learnt from the time you dangled your female work-mate out of the window? You ARE a very bad man and need to be punished! How about a spell in a nice secure hospital?????It was a nice thought that you want to protect your country, but leave it to the police, armed forces and Secret Services!
2007-07-24 01:22:17 · answer #2 · answered by xenonvalkyrie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you are not a bad man! You're brilliant! This kind of vigiliance is what the MI5 need in this country! Good on you, I'm gonna nominate you for a medal.
Tell me when the court date is, I'll come with you (in my three-inch Manalo heels lol!) and give the judge what for! I'll stand by you honey, no matter what!
Brave brave man, I'm proud of you lol! Love ya, keep up the good work xxx
2007-07-23 22:11:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
So you think that every middle eastern is a danger to your country? I know this is just a joke, coz this is the way most of your questions are but come on, this was a very bad one.
2007-07-23 22:12:16 · answer #4 · answered by Noona 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't think your a bad man. In fact the way things air heading I think there will be far worse things going on in the future. at least you didn't drop him.
2007-07-23 22:13:35 · answer #5 · answered by Jeremy R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a thing about dangling people by the ankles, sweety, you were quite justified, pity there weren't more vilgilant people like you!!
2007-07-23 22:12:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't think the men in the white jackets let you near computers anymore?
2007-07-23 22:10:57 · answer #7 · answered by Pickle123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is why the world is in a mess as it is,because men(thinking themselves to be smart)think that they are always right,and that they have the upper-hand.
have you tried anger management classes?
2007-07-23 22:13:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And again...my mistake...must have clicked on Jokes & Riddles instead of Polls & Survey...I'm blaming my mouse!
2007-07-23 22:31:20 · answer #9 · answered by Howard 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny man.
2007-07-23 22:15:58 · answer #10 · answered by LIFE ROCKS xxoxx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you have a great imagination. Maybe you should try your hand at writing a novel.
2007-07-24 02:46:54 · answer #11 · answered by Spacephantom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋