whats your favourite phrase for hand to gland combat?

Answer 1

torturing the purple headed yoghurt slinger, x

Answer 2

Pocket Snooker

Answer 3

take your pick.....for the boys....

· abusing yourself
· answer the bone-a-phone
· batting practice
· beat off
· beating off
· beating the bishop
· beating the dummy
· being your own best friend
· blow your load
· bludgeon the beefsteak
· butter your corn
· calling down for more mayo
· calling all ***
· changing your oil
· charm the cobra
· choaking charlie 'till he throws up
· choke your chicken
· clean the pipes
· couch hockey for one
· crank the shank
· cranking
· cuff the carrot
· cuffing the puppy
· custer's last stand
· devil's handshake
· diddle
· dishonorable discharge
· doodle your noodle
· do the dew
· drain the vein
· dropping stomach pancakes
· feeding the ducks
· five against one
· five finger knuckle shuffle
· flute solo
· fondle the fig
· freeing willy
· getting to know yourself personally in the "biblical sense"
· giving yourself a hand
· ham shank
· hand job
· hands on training
· hand to gland combat
· hanging out with Rosie Palmer and her 5 sisters
· hit the ham
· holding all the cards
· holding your sausage hostage
· jackin' the beanstalk
· jerk off
· jerkin' the gherkin
· jerking off
· launching the hand shuttle
· leakin' the main drain
· loping your mule
· making soup
· making the bald guy puke
· manual override
· masonic secret self handshake
· massage your purple-headed warrior
· measuring for condoms
· meeting with Palmala Handerson
· oiling the pogo stick
· one handed clapping
· one man tug-o-war
· paddle the pickle
· playing with dick
· play the skin flute
· play the stand-up organ
· plunk your twanger
· polish the chrome dome
· popping the purple pimple
· pull the root
· pumping for pleasure
· punchin' the clown
· punch the porpoise
· ride the great white knuckler
· rolling the fleshy blunt
· seasonin' your meat
· self-love
· slap boxing the one-eyed champ
· slapping your meat
· sloppy joe's last stand
· spanking the monkey
· stroking it
· sturbing
· squeeze the cream from the flesh twinkie
· squeeze the weasle
· stroke your poker
· taking a shake break
· tenderize the meat
· tickle the elmo
· wacking off
· w@nk
· wanking
· whip your dripper
· whipping the one-eyed wonder weasle
· whizzin' jizzim
· wiggling your worm
· winding the jack in the box
· wrestling the eel
· yank my doodle (it's a dandy)
· yank off

for the girls....

· 3 point shot
· a night in with the girls
· auditioning the finger puppets
· beating around the bush
· brushing the beaver
· carpet bumping
· checking for squirrels
· clam bake for one
· creamin'
· coming into your own
· dialing the rotary phone
· dousing the digits
· drilling for oil
· engaging in safe sex
· fanning the fur
· feeding the bearded clam
· fingerpainting
· flickin' the bean
· flit your clit
· frap
· gagging the clam
· get a date with slick mittens
· get to know yourself
· going mining
· groping the grotto
· greasing your hips
· grissle rub
· gusset typing
· hitchhiking south
· let the fingers do the walkin'
· manual override
· muffin buffin'
· nulling the void
· paddling the pink canoe
· pampering the pu$sy
· parting the red sea
· pearl fishing
· pet the pu$sy cat
· polishing the pearl
· play poker
· playing with her pineapple
· pu$sy soccer
· riding the unicycle
· rolling the dough
· rubbin' the nubbin
· soaking the whisker biscuit
· spelunking
· spearing the bearded clam
· squeeze the peach
· strumming the banjo
· surfing the channel
· teasing the tuna taco
· the virgin's release
· tickling the taco
· tiptoe through the twolips
· toggling the bit
· tossing pink salad
· trolling the bermuda triangle
· two finger taco tango
· washing your fingers

Answer 4

Throttle!

Answer 5

Polishing my Rocket-ship!

Answer 6

Im just here to kick *** and chew bubble gum

Answer 7

Knocking one out.

Answer 8

Polishing the Lighthouse!

Answer 9

It who must be obeyed

Answer 10

Flying the helicopter.