Regular condoms won't hold my "boy"...usually rips off. Where can I buy a (XXL) condom?
2007-07-23 21:06:36 · 20 answers · asked by Gambit-Xeneise 5 in Health ➔ Men's Health
I know what that's like. Raw dog it, or go with the RuffRiders. Order them online dawg.
2007-07-23 21:10:55 · answer #1 · answered by tomfromtrenton 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A legend in your own mind...
I once saw a guy (in sex ed class) take a rubber, inflate it and put it over his head (like a helmet), all the way down over his ears and nose! Condoms would have no problem handling 14 inches. You must have spikes on it if your condoms won't hold your boy. Either that, or you've got to buy some instead of reusing the old ones your local working women toss!
2007-07-24 06:00:45 · answer #2 · answered by ssbn598 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
An obvious boast. As a student myself and some mates stretched a condom over a pillar box (thats 5ft high, with a diameter of 18 inches)
2007-07-24 04:48:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Most stores sell Trojan Magnum XL condoms. I know Target and Walmart does. Here's what they look like and a site if you need to order them online. http://www.drugstore.com/qxp163604_334918_sespider/trojan_magnum/latex_condoms_large_size.htm
2007-07-24 04:11:10 · answer #4 · answered by lizo0110 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have yet to find a woman who needs something that big.
If you were for real, you would know that about a third of that is wasted space.
Any woman who needs more than 9 is too loose to be considered a lady.
2007-07-24 04:49:18 · answer #5 · answered by askthepizzaguy 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
taht sucks for you cause u wont be able to fit it in the girls... too bad, have fun with ur horrible sex life.....
oh and something else, the amount of blood taht would take to make it erect and the amount of oxygen to keep it, especially through sex, considering its a muscle, u'd feel hella light headed, and almost, not completly but almost pass out......
2007-07-24 05:13:42 · answer #6 · answered by Hurricane Ivan 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It must be sore from dragging on the ground all day long, I'm surprised you can still use it.
2007-07-24 05:56:26 · answer #7 · answered by Missy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can find xtra-large condoms in make believe land?
2007-07-24 04:27:56 · answer #8 · answered by Louie 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Does it sink down and drown in the water while you're in the toilet?
2007-07-24 05:47:12 · answer #9 · answered by Curious about the World 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
use some plastic saran wrap or a balloon (the balloon animal kind, long and cylindrical)!
2007-07-24 04:57:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋