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Teehee, I work in a library.
I would really like to throw people out that use their cell phones. Especially when they have their ringer up all the way and talk really loud. And I literally mean throw them out! I would also like to "throw" out loud and evil kids and their parents that could care less.

Oh oh oh! We have a fish tank and I want to kick all the kids who hit the glass or put their fingers inside the tank. Also kick their oh so watchful parents.

2007-07-23 21:01:48 · answer #1 · answered by Magical name 3 · 2 0

Take a book with you each time you use the library restroom. Tear out and use the "table of contents" in place of toilet paper. Don't bother flushing or putting the book back on the shelf.

2007-07-24 04:10:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Burning and tearing up books, eating in the library, talking loud, laughing loud, inviting friends to party in there

2007-07-24 04:02:02 · answer #3 · answered by Lilaki 5 · 0 0

smack the another librarians butt.
or do something stupid like yell really loud,
"I have to go poop"
or just never show up again

Or just quit

2007-07-24 04:01:40 · answer #4 · answered by mish_mosh_posh 2 · 0 0

Ending up naked and stuck somewhere inside the library without a believable story...

2007-07-24 03:58:39 · answer #5 · answered by Kelly 2 · 0 0

Yelling and making out behind the shelves with underage patrons

2007-07-24 03:56:50 · answer #6 · answered by [Insert Cool Name Here] 5 · 2 1

Constantly whistling through your teeth.... cracking your gum....wearing headphones with the music blasting so people around you can hear it... sticking books shut with your chewed up gum.

2007-07-24 03:59:35 · answer #7 · answered by queenbee0889 4 · 0 0

Having sex with some random guy behind the bookshelves.

2007-07-24 04:01:39 · answer #8 · answered by ♥c0c0puffz♥ 7 · 0 0

riding that little book-mobile (the thing they use to put the books back) in the wrong way.


breaking some spines



past that I have no idea

2007-07-24 04:06:33 · answer #9 · answered by Lazrus 6 · 1 0

sitting at the desk reading playgirl or playboy while masturbating or using the photocopier to copy *ahem* body parts and then giving anatomy lessons in the kiddie corner.

2007-07-24 04:09:04 · answer #10 · answered by 1sleepymama 7 · 1 0

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