2007-07-23 20:19:07 · 30 answers · asked by zoeksalamander 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yeah, I DO need help! Can you lend me a tenner?
2007-07-23 20:31:05 · update #1
Yeah, I DO need help! Can you lend me a tenner?
2007-07-23 20:31:12 · update #2
I worked in an Abattoir for a time and we used to get up to some pranks I once took two bulls front legs knelt on a box and placed the legs where mine should be from the knees down it was a very strange and creepy picture. We were killing 500 cattle a day depression sets in, it really dose no disrespect to the bull but we did get a sort of laugh out of it. They got up to a lot more than that but that was my contribution. Did you know a bulls P***k makes a good walking stick / whip when cured in salt
2007-07-23 22:13:27 · answer #1 · answered by mailliam 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Some college-age petco lady was telling some customer, "Yes, of course you can put that pacu in a ten gallon, it will live fine and dandy, and will not grow! It should be a perfect fit!" I felt the need to step into that situation, even though usually I wouldn't. She got pretty upset and stormed off, while the customer ended up getting 3 male guppies instead. Later that week I saw the SAME lady when I went in to get a algae cleaner for cheap, as the place is closest to where I live (I will never buy fish from that specific petco) She said "So you want neon tetras? Those are black and white spotted, right?" (The customer was suprised when the employee pointed towards the dalmation mollies) Petco people will tell anyone anything, no matter what it is.
2016-04-01 10:23:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once got a crab drunk, to see if when it was drunk it walked forwards.
In Spain you can buy chicken heads in the supermarket, I put one on my friends bed and hid it by pulling the duvet up over it(I was trying to re-create the scene in The Godfather but couldnt afford a horses head).
There are loadsa slugs in my garden, aside from the normal technique of pouring salt on them I recently tried coffee, the slug just sort of turned into this big pile of gloop.
I buried a mouse the other week as I would like to see how long it takes for the body to decompose and just be left a skeleton.
Sick enough for ya? Germs
2007-07-23 20:41:05 · answer #3 · answered by Germs 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This may not be the answer you are looking for, but it works for me. I once had a black coat with a luxurious brown fur collar. When I bought it, the tag said the collar was "Fitch." I had no idea what a Fitch was, but I didn't care because it was soft and beautiful. Sometime later, I did look it up in the dictionary only to discover the definition of Fitch is "European polecat." -- In other words, a skunk.
Imagine my surprise to discover that my collar I was so proud of was actually a skunk. I didn't know they came in other varieties than the black ones, with white stripes, we all "know and love." I never told my friends the truth. I was hoping they all thought it was mink...not Pepe LePew's cousin.
2007-07-23 20:49:24 · answer #4 · answered by soupkitty 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I once burned the shell of a hermit crab untill it panicked and moved out... Eeewww.... a hermit crab without its shell is a very icky sight (a live animal)
Once I even, burned a hermit crab with a lighter and it turned red like a lobster... well at least I learned some science with my experiments... (dead hermit crab, after torture)
I find pleasure in picking away all the limbs of a mosquito that I caught and has been biting me and then I just leave it there, hopefully to starve to death.
Both crimes commited when I was 10 years old.
2007-07-23 20:28:10 · answer #5 · answered by sk|TTLes™ 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
A friend has a picture of me, bare chested, holding up a perfectly flat road-kill badger (on the end of a stick). It has to be the most disgusting picture of me ever.
2007-07-23 21:27:07 · answer #6 · answered by 👑 Hypocrite 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I put a bird in my cousins glove compartment box and she cried and took her car to the shop to have it cleaned and tried to make me pay for the bill
2014-11-21 01:40:03 · answer #7 · answered by Laura 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never seen a dead animal in my life and i don't think i ever shall. do u mean this question as a joke or have you really did something mean to a dead animal (which is kind of cruel)
2007-07-23 20:23:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I had never did anything funny to the dead animals. Nothing Funny as they are dead
2007-07-23 20:27:23 · answer #9 · answered by Jon H 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well, I sometimes slap steaks before preparing them, they make a nice, satisfying 'slapping' noise, esp when you use a flat palm...
or I hold chicken when I'm preparing it, under it's wings and bounce it...
(I thought everyone did this....)
2007-07-23 21:05:54 · answer #10 · answered by Snake Eyes 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋