For thoughs of you who dont know, I'll catch you up. Theres this yard gnome who's been sitting outside my window. He looked pissed, so i used the suggestions from everyone to try and get rid of him, but it didnt work. Now he's brought out the porcelin figures and they're building a later to get in. I'M SO SCARED!
2007-07-23 19:58:10 · 9 answers · asked by Penny L 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Did you let the dog out? Mine hates yard gnomes! They'll be gone in an instant too, if they know what's good for them!!!
2007-07-23 20:02:26 · answer #1 · answered by Andy K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Though they are hard to find, find and buy a female yard gnome. Put her just outside of your window facing away. Female yard Gnomes scare the Hell out of male yard Gnomes.
2007-07-24 04:40:13 · answer #2 · answered by Terry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would like to know if you did anything bad to nature (im not a tree huger) they are pissed so they must have a good reason to be mad so find out what u did wrong and fix it!!!!!
2007-07-24 04:51:31 · answer #3 · answered by Panda 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What gibberish dost thou speak? What is a "later" and how does one build it?
2007-07-24 04:23:12 · answer #4 · answered by Hugh 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a hammer and go knock him out. Remember you're bigger therefore they are more afaid of you then you are of them.
2007-07-24 03:05:50 · answer #5 · answered by queen462606 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u need to get a hamer and smash them
2007-07-24 03:19:47 · answer #6 · answered by ~*C☼J*~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shut the window.....
2007-07-24 05:14:45 · answer #7 · answered by zerospacegurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lay off the acid.
2007-07-24 03:49:05 · answer #8 · answered by living_dead_sandra 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you okay.
2007-07-24 03:07:04 · answer #9 · answered by Lady T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋