2007-07-23 17:00:07 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
More like after leaving a porta-potty outside during a concert in a park. It was the fourth of july and it was steaming hot that day. Just standing in the porta potty was like a sauna. So as I was exiting...... I was waving my hand fanning my face saying, "WOW....... I think I just dropped ten pounds in there." Naturally the line waiting to use it just busted a gut laughing. Yes...... all of these strangers laughing at me when all of a sudden I realize how they took my comment. Soooooo I broke into my act and found some way to redeem myself and get a little applause before heading back to the concert. Yep....... a time I'll never forget. lol
2007-07-23 17:05:20 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
No, I've done prop comedy IN the stall though. Nothing more fun that squirting a bit of lemonade under the stall walls, and yeliing, "Whoa Boy, settle down now!!!" or screaming like a school girl and dropping a small melon into the toilet...
2007-07-24 00:14:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like to bring my guitar into the stall. The acoustics are usually pretty good.
I play songs like,
"Ain't Goin' Down 'til the Sun Comes Up"
"Waitin' on a Midnight Train to Georgia"
"Fly Away"
"There Goes My Fart Again"
"Take This Job and Flush It"
"Poops, I Did It Again"
"All Night Long"
"Black Water"
2007-07-24 13:01:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but I have broken into a medley of Broadway show tunes. When I belt out the lyrics, " Clear the decks! Clear the tracks./ You've got to do but relax/ Blow a kiss. Take a bow./ Honey, everything's coming up roses.", you just can't believe the reception I get in the men's room.
2007-07-24 00:11:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
no but once I was washing my hands in the girls bathroom and a guy popped out of a stall and hit on me and asked me for my phone number.... I was so taken back that he was in the ladies restroom... that I gave him the only number I could think of.. the one to the local police department,
I wonder if he ever called it.
2007-07-24 08:41:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've only done that once and the bathroom at the rest area was COMPLETELY empty....which is the strange circumstance that prompted the monologue...
There was a guy sitting on a John Deer tractor looking at me crooked when I walked out...
2007-07-24 00:10:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good morning Alec!
Why, I just did that yesterday myself. Went into a two minute bit on sacramental wine and the convent and got pelted by wads of wet toilet paper and a soap dispenser.
Maybe I will try the men's room next week. I hear the tips are better there anyway.
Enjoy your day!
Let us pray!
2007-07-24 06:06:29 · answer #7 · answered by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not intentionally. I usually have my little kids with me when I'm in a public restroom and one of them always says something that makes everyone laugh. My 4 year who is boob obsessed recently said, "Niiiiice boobies Mommy!" in a crowded restroom and I heard other women laughing. It's not like we were doing anything that involved boobs, but that's what he yelled about anyway.
2007-07-24 00:18:31 · answer #8 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well,once at the mall restroom,I was trying to make my sister laugh, so I yelled "I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!" as loud as I could.I was in a stall and she was washing her hands,or so I thought. Turns out she'd already walked out and a group of about 6 people had walked in at the same time and as I had been the only one in there at the time they all knew it was me. They were laughing their @$$e$ off at me.
2007-07-24 00:10:06 · answer #9 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No but I sing Peace Love and Understanding in a cheesy lounge singer voice into a fake karaoke mic sometimes.
2007-07-24 00:06:31 · answer #10 · answered by Pancho 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋