2007-07-23 14:13:50 · 13 answers · asked by *Sparkle* 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Everytime someone tells a joke and then they say to themselves that they are "so funny'', I always have to say "well, looks aren't everything".
2007-07-23 14:24:16 · answer #1 · answered by rosie_uncensored 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-"Go suck a railroad spike" -Stewie Griffin, I haven't used that one yet though
-"Kiss my _____" is a classic
-"What's it like to live in a constant stupidity" -my friend Grape Juice (that's her nickname) came up with that great one.
or just something witty I make up right then and there. I also give people these really intense stares like I'm about to zap a hole clear through their stomach, which works better than most things I say.
2007-07-23 14:21:21 · answer #2 · answered by Lt. Shinysides 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a guy, I like Your Mother!! That can be really funny in the right places. I always say "Thank you. I hadn't noticed that. My whole life is somehow changed!!"
2007-07-23 14:16:58 · answer #3 · answered by Dovey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Why difficulty? merely slows me down. of direction, antagonize me too aggressively and there'll be difficulty. ordinarily nonetheless, human beings hardly want to push it that some distance. i think of the hip-hoppers have it exact, you merely can no longer pay interest to those human beings. merely ruins your temper.
2016-10-22 11:45:42 · answer #4 · answered by baumgarter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, when someone insults me/disses me, i like to punch them in the face! does that count
2007-07-23 14:17:41 · answer #5 · answered by Bronco3344 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i ususally just say "wow" and look at the person like they're a complete idiot..which makes them even more angry..then i laugh at them and they give up and walk away
2007-07-23 14:23:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
2007-07-23 14:26:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im rubber your glue
w/e you say bounces of me and sticks to you
heard it on SCRUBS haha
2007-07-23 14:19:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Atleast I know who my daddy is!
2007-07-23 14:17:20 · answer #9 · answered by ♥c0c0puffz♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama's so ugly she's only been married once!
2007-07-23 14:17:07 · answer #10 · answered by Saffernellie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋