Can you say something to cheer me up please lolz!!!
xoxo thanks!!
2007-07-23 14:05:54 · 17 answers · asked by BellaCullen~<3~ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ill tell you a couple jokes from one of my favorite comedians...demitri martin
“I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word ‘dude.’ ‘Dude, these are isotopes.’ ‘Dude, we removed your kidney. You’re gonna be fine.’ ‘Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.”
“I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you’re saying: ‘Hope I don’t get chased today.’ ‘Be nice to people in sneakers."
“I saw a guy at a party wearing a leather jacket and I thought, ‘That is cool.’ But then I saw another guy wearing a leather vest and I thought, ‘That is not cool’. Then I figured it out: ‘Cool’ is all about leather sleeves.”
“Sort of’ is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It’s just a filler. Sort of - it doesn’t really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after ‘I love you’ or ‘You’re going to live’ or ‘It’s a boy.’”"I was in a store and I saw a pocket dictionary and that made me laugh because it’s such…a specific item. I don’t know that many words and I’m going out…and I have pants. Perfect!”
“When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws. Only catapults.”
“I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says ‘go outside.’”
“I like clothes, you know. I dig fabrics. One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you’re in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you’re not it does just the opposite. It’s like, ‘Hey, there’s an asshole.’ But when you’re in the woods you’re like, ‘Is there an asshole out here?’ They look like trees.”
“The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.”
“About a month ago I got a cactus. A week later, it died. I was really depressed because I was like ‘Damn! I am less nurturing than a desert.’ (Ladies, that’s not true)”
theres more...
2007-07-23 14:09:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anthony. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today may not be going well, which is a bad day to go wrong, but I'll still say " Happy Birthday " and send you wishes as many as the stars for hopes and dreams to come true during the next year and may all your sad times be covered over with rainbows of beautiful colors and shine brighter than any sun you have seen.
I hope tomorrow is much better for you and ignore any nasty answers you may receive.
2007-07-23 21:17:12 · answer #2 · answered by tea cup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i dont know how odl you are turing, but eaither way, you are going to become another year older, wizer, prettier, and smarter
a birthday is a day marking or commemorating the origin, founding, or beginning of something. MAKE THIS A BEGGING OF YOUR HAPPiNESS!! you deserve to have fun on your special day! you go girlll
2007-07-23 21:12:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you do something nice for yourself? Go on a picnic, read a book, anything to cheer you up?
2007-07-23 21:11:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you have a wonderful birthday, and if I knew you personally, I would done EVERYTHING in my power to make it better!!! Hope you enjoy the rest of your birthday though!!
2007-07-23 21:10:26 · answer #5 · answered by "Mean Girls" Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday!! If I was there I'd give you a gift that would make you forget all your troubles.
2007-07-23 21:08:46 · answer #6 · answered by cptndaveahoe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh you Leo lady..:-)
does not matter..only one day..
Am sorry if it did not go well..
I know for some people it is important....
It is just not for me..
but am not a Leo :-))
TEASING HERE !!!
Am sorry if you had some real party poopers today..
2007-07-23 22:50:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could sing Happy Birthday ti u. i'm warning u i'm not a good singer.
2007-07-23 21:10:29 · answer #8 · answered by tashey318 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i farted and it smelled like rotten eggs but i pooped and it smelled like pine cones. but happy birthday
2007-07-23 21:09:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your in a happy place now,all is well child
2007-07-23 21:09:33 · answer #10 · answered by back to basics 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋