2007-07-23 13:21:45 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Jesus, but I'd only buy water, one fish, and a bread stick.
I'd let Jesus turn the water to wine, and multiply the fish and bread.
I couldn't get more for less! (I'd take home a doggie bag too).
2007-07-23 13:35:46 · answer #1 · answered by freebird 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Judas, of course. I wanna have fun when I go to dinner. Do-gooders are always boring. Although, the Jesus guy probably has few good stories that got missed in the texts.
Turning water into wine -- I'm thinking the onset of alcoholism. How he met all the prostitutes then comes into question.
Sure, I'd pick up the tab for Judas.
2007-07-23 20:28:09 · answer #2 · answered by guru 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus
2007-07-23 20:26:39 · answer #3 · answered by ready4sea 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus, of course. Judas got 30 pieces of silver for betraying Jesus, right? He can pay for himself.
2007-07-23 21:46:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anathema Device 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would pick up the tab for both, but Judas could take care of the tip. He will be coming into some money soon.
2007-07-23 20:36:39 · answer #5 · answered by marchhare57 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Judas Iscariot or Judas Thaddus?
Regardless...my answer would be neither Jesus or Judas. They can take care of themselves.
2007-07-24 02:28:19 · answer #6 · answered by The_Juniper_Tree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither Judas would cop out by killing himself and Jesus would be taken away by those damn Romans in a drunken stupor. So I would pay for din din at the last supper.
2007-07-24 01:32:47 · answer #7 · answered by Fortis cadere cedere non potest 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus.
2007-07-24 05:13:56 · answer #8 · answered by amp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Judas.
The way his day went... getting the blame for betraying Jesus when he was supposed to in the first place.
He probably got stuck with the bill form the Last Supper as well.
2007-07-25 13:12:10 · answer #9 · answered by K 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Judas. He seems to be in much need for money!
2007-07-23 21:43:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋