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that would suprise me ?

2007-07-23 11:35:18 · 21 answers · asked by tired of getting suspended 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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do you know a girl name delia?

she says "hi"

2007-07-23 20:03:46 · answer #1 · answered by . 3 · 3 0

Top ten signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.

9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

6. You can focus better with one eye closed.

5. You fall off the floor.

5. The whole bar greets you when you come in.

4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.

3. Roseanne looks good.

2. You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.

1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up.

2007-07-23 19:47:02 · answer #2 · answered by Me 7 · 0 0

In Idaho it's illegal to give someone a box of candy that weighs 50 pounds

2007-07-23 18:40:45 · answer #3 · answered by .......... 5 · 0 0

Nothing at all....Could think of a few things but I would get in trouble for saying so.

2007-07-24 18:00:18 · answer #4 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0 0

I am 62 and I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up!

2007-07-24 18:02:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I"m about to beat the s*** out of a guy who's actually a good friend of mine.

2007-07-23 22:01:26 · answer #6 · answered by Forgotten Poet 4 · 0 0

Flamingos are pink because the eat shrimp!! oh and i drank your vodka(but you knew that!)

2007-07-24 00:08:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

umm uhhhh I have 4 kids, no that isnt surprising I try and give them away all the time

2007-07-23 18:38:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

georgy pargy pudding pie you can't get a girl no matter how much you tryyyy

2007-07-24 18:03:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

im a 25 year old virgin. i dont like to be touched, i think im asexual. is that weird?

2007-07-23 18:43:37 · answer #10 · answered by ms. redd 3 · 0 0

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